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Its bulshit...do you know how many times my blind ass has gone to the bathroom at 3am, turn the lights on and see a spider on the counter, so i sleepily look around for something to kill it and finally decide to crush it with a lotion bottle, just to pick up the bottle, see it stuck to the bottom and realize is some broads eyelashes Now shes mad because i crushed her stupid eye visors
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Ghostrek a internet unbarn lengend of asmb?
André Toulon replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
He's a field grazer -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
André Toulon replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
I'm gonna take my sons phone. Im texting him, looking dead at him not even look to see who it is, just closing the notification and going back to his game. But when he needs a cash app, he'll spam tf outta me -
Fake eyelashes
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Ghostrek a internet unbarn lengend of asmb?
André Toulon replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
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I don't want to play this angle too tough....but i have yet to see them on online users at the same time. I was willing to abandon it based on that, even though that's easy enough to fake
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Oh, well this isn't cooked yet.
André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
Lol, the elementary school dropout has a negative opinion of college professors....checks out -
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André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
Nooooooo.....my Chesto berry -
What did you have for dinner? NOT a discussion thread.
André Toulon replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Subway again -
Ghostrek a internet unbarn lengend of asmb?
André Toulon replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
"How do you know I'm not the troll"-Ghostrek 2009 -
I'll check after the 1st
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This fking dude. He used to do shot with these other guys but this big meech shit blew up for some reason and now it's every day with this clown
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Another confession is I was about to post this on FB but I'm going to wait a day or 2 because I think that family member might figure out I'm talking about them because it was posted 7 minutes ago and i just left that like
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Sometimes i scroll past a pic on fb and stop to laugh at how stupid this person looks and its often a family member posing because they think they look geeeeeeeewd, so then i feel bad and leave a like.
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Oh, well this isn't cooked yet.
André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
I didnt say that. Reply in good faith or fuck off. Dont make me take another thread from you -
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André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
You didn't....but i do like how you reference it like any criminal would -
I know we all have our faves, but i was thinking....shit i hate tends to be the shit my friends share ad nauseam.... while shit I like seems to be niche to me, like 2 IRL friends and sometimes a few of you guys if you have me on fb or ig. But I want the worst....if you hate it, I might love it and vice versa. Starting my list with Josh's mom....I fucking hate this lady so much. There are plenty of youtubers that just waste food for clicks and I've made peace with that. But the shit she does just be uncalled for...like I've audibly said "omfg, you better not" while watching her vids.
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Oh, well this isn't cooked yet.
André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
🤡👟👞🥿 Its amazing how far he'll go...even retroactively purchase shit, to convince himself tariffs are an everyone but him problem. Nice edit 💩🍔 -
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André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
I cant make this up -
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André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
......so just derail it some more, i guess....sure, why not. The beef train has left the station long ago. -
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André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
Well, the derail started right about here -
Soooo, can I start over.
André Toulon replied to André Toulon's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
Soooooo.....just putting this out there. I dont expect post tagging....i never did, but I just wanted to harp on it because it was probably my favorite feature on the old boards. Buuuuut. Is there a way that users can tag a thread....maybe as a warning to the uninformed that a thread is dog water -
Oh, well this isn't cooked yet.
André Toulon replied to The Evil Dr. Longshadow's topic in General Discussion
I'm going to take your word for it because I dont want it in my history, but the yt comments back then informed me there's a bikini episode and I jumped ship. Explaining the satirical relevance of age ambiguous loli to anyone who might see my history just isn't on my top 10 list of shit to do