André Toulon

Here we see a father forcing his son to undress while taking on the form of bananas....Notice the hand motions of the father....This represents the return of Potassimous. Be aware of the media..They will try to sway your young with favorable images of banana stickers being whimsy. DO NOT CELEBRATE THIS HOLIDAY....STAY WOKE. We must put an end to the hysteria.

Oh yeah...there's this. I should probably be doing this

If Jersey Mike's had subway's bread, it would be perfect. Also, Panera is falling off...all of their shit is stale now.

Guess I'll look for this one next.

The FPS dream. I don't even really play FPSs but I have these dreams constantly where it's like I'm in Golden Eye. One thing that tends to happen is i become aware and basically turn the dream lucid....But once i go lucid, the gun doesn't work anymore unless i make sound effects with my mouth.

Shit man, I'm sorry....I didn't really consider my little anecdote wouldn't exactly make things better...

I trust my dreams based off one thing. Years ago, my cousin's best friend popped up in my dream. He gave me his motorcycle and said "be careful on it, it'll kill you". Some other nonsensical shit happened then I woke up and thought nothing of it. Later that day, my mom said "Derrick, John died....he had a wreck on that motorcycle" I went cold....me and dude weren't super close, and he randomly shows up in my dream and dies the next day...wtf? I said nothing...i was scared. About 2 years later, we were getting drunk and I told the story to everyone and they were dismissive... just like "yeah right" so since then, I just keep shit to myself but if I have a bad dream about someone, I call them as soon as I wake up.

Happy birthday.... EDIT: @ThoughtfulZombie..... that's it

I was like "bro, you spanked it on camera, there's no reason to rob a bank and ruin your life over it" Then.......🤨😮🤬

I'm pretty upset with your very accurate analysis on my new favorite show

It's definitely the most honest review

This gif is everything

Dicks, anyone But seriously, Jersey Mike's....I have a gift card I need to use

This guy gets it.....🤜🤛🏾 Whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin....bout to feed you your own nanners.

Ok, these kids need a car....well, they need to learn to drive...I got a car they can for them. I gotta take the girl to work in a minute and I'm not even out of bed yet.....THEN, I have to use my lunch to come get the boy and take him to his job....I figured it would be nice that they have their own money, but it's really just giving me more work. But when they do actually get to drive, I'll just have a new set of shit to complain about

🤣🤣🤣 Oh....you're serious.... Nope, I get up often....for several reasons, but I guess the biggest one being I have to get a sip of water every so often. Which also leads to peeing....so some nights I'm up every hour. Incidentally, I dozed off about 8 last night and didn't wake up until 2....so technically, I guess that was well over my normal sleep limit

The 3d one... Didn't like it

......😣 😒 I mean....I'm gonna say weed, but that's probably also something you didn't want to hear. I'm not currently doing it for any reason, so I assume it just goes away after you've wasted enough time with it. Tldr 🤷🏿‍♂️

It wasnt that serious man, I honestly didn't care.... I was going to say... Nevermind, I'm just gonna stop everything. I'll be back on submission day. I like to milk it (actually just really lazy)

Can I borrow final fantasy 4

It's not bad, but I'd still be pretty pissed

Cameras?

I'm about to make me some breakfast so I can dose and forget shit....but on a happy note.

Nope. Molar Disco Me Ghost Distorted Seight That's team Hank

Doomer isn't on any team...he's just here for some reason