André Toulon

This is structured like corporate disciplinary scripts. A criticism, followed by a positive then ending on another criticism.... Are you HR

bi weakly

This sounds like a label for someone who identifies as a soft bottom.

Sonic

Attachment got left in the 90s. It's all about doing what you want when you want then realizing you dont want to do shit

SB

God doesn't love me enough for this to be real, but it would be so awesome to ruffle Kirk's jimmies before a game

Jesus chicken

still haven't spent a dime, but i gotta get weed in the morning....so itll be that unless i need gas first, but i think I'm on half a tank

cabbage, tatoes, chicken nuggets

i made cabbage and potatoes, but not for ny....i just wanted cabbage and potatoes.

i think the most significant instance of this was years ago when a radio station was still playing Christmas music in February... But as far as my personal preference....My tree has been up for about 7 years. I just call it a house plant. the lights are embedded into the branches so i dont really even decorate it...just turn the lights on in Dec. When i move, i plan to leave it right there

I mean, i like to make fun of his last name more than the first...it writes itself....sometimes literally because i suck at thumb typing

you need money to purchase stuff

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with. Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up. So instantly, responses start pouring in. By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name. Laid the boo down, brought in the NY kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

I'm on my way to sleep rn. I have no interest in a new year. I dont add validity to my own birthday...wtf is a new year.

is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

i vaguely know both of you so i put forth the effort for 2...y'all decide who gets what

taco Tuesday, alberna....i cant spell it

shut up scoob

🤦🏿‍♂️ bruh. I knew better than to look...I could have waited until my morning commute to find out we blow leads like the hare.