André Toulon

.....I kinda want closure as to when the AIDs finally kills Forrest.... I feel like that's a horribly glossed over bombshell.

I've never made you a thread because I'm like "no way this dude has this many birthdays"....But I felt like that was just rude. Especially since you apparently dont have genitalia...Your hand in life is bad enough...this is not a excuse to dump an extra pic from my roll

I swear, when its fucking pouring like this...I WISH a cop would pull me over. Im gonna take a whole minute to find my info. Gonna be like an old person....hmmmm, is that my insurance....nope that's a reciept. Officer, can you believe groceries are this high. Wait, I think I know where it is.....*cracks open def con armrest* Its in the visor but thats gonna be the last place i look... this'll probably just piss him off more, but i excel at self destruction

DIE 1000 DEATHS😤 I'm going to be annoying today...maybe not here, but they want to drag me around to do all this last minute graduation shit, so all day today, I'm Akuma.

I dont care how this was created....this is art

Brisket and potatoes

Profoundly false

It better be good, I'm staying up for it

RIP..,.NORM

Literally nothing, i didnt feel good but i just got some el tap so it will be dinner as well

I shave mine last week...the catalyst was i was eating cereal and realized i was dipping my goatee in the milk...so it had to go

Star Wars is ass...and yes, I'm referring to the original

Number 10.... that's when i knew we were fucked and he meant that shit

Oh no, here we go into the philosophy of existence... You're all playing Roy, and you're all gonna die at the carpet store

Its painful watching a mfer who never learns continuously refuse to learn so you have no choice but to watch them fail because they dont want to listen.

Pp with bacon. I buy it by the pound so there will likely be more pp days

Ok, im very well versed on sleep paralysis...in fact, once im aware of it, i try playing with it....but this was different. I was on a bench in a subway or something....i say something because i wasn't waiting for a train ...more like i was guarding something but couldn't move. People walked by and i would have my hand out, begging them to help me get off this bench...most just laughed, one blew smoke in my face (the good kind so i was conflicted)...this dog tried to get my attention but I could not get up to see what was wrong. I was screaming but no ine could hear me...or they gould dnd didnt care...really, I couldn't hear me. A girl on roller skates tried to grab my hand but it was like i was a ghost....the my conscious mind kicked in and i was was thrashing, mustering all my strength, almost in tears (dream tears) and i started thinking....am i dead, is this my hell....stuck in a subway, forever ridiculed because I cant leave. Finally, i kept pushing ....hands to the side, knees firm, thighs flexed, ankles.....ankling and suddenly, I pop up in bed....which for some reason seemed off for a few seconds....like where TF am I. Tldr, +Theory....Some of my memories were changed by the software and I tried to Neo that shit, but I'm not Neo so I'm ust back here and i didn't have a German Shepherd named Pinch when I was 10

Sonic coney

No effing clue. I learned to shave with a straight razor with a handle, but the first that i bought on my own, no clue

Jokes on you...its dropping acid and going to Chuck E Cheese

come play monster hunter with me

Meh, a piece of grilled chicken from the cookout sunday. Mama flying in tonight, and the kids mother going to get her so I'm cleaning and i needed something that didn't produce dishes

Wait..wut?

Bro, I can't even be mad....like, I started out mad until.... Look, man...he said "broom" and I almost needed my inhaler.... Just to clear it up...I know in Japan, this is an homage...not ridicule...i feel like i was invoking a chastising.