André Toulon

We have reached a pivotal point in which the Van Damme SF movie will be considered "the good one"

Rapid Penis Decline

Welp, good to know I haven't changed because i came to say exactly this

So I'm seriously the only one that would have succumbed to drugs? Fine, nerds... But the reason for this post is I was telling a story about the performing arts school i went to when I was young and my rant included "it was the 80s, so every California parent thought their kid would be the next Webster" Then I thought, what if my mom succeeded....Would i have gotten hooked on coke at 10 like Drew Barrymore, would I have been at a Diddy party, Would I be pretending to be nuts like Orlando Brown just to stay relevant. Im actually really glad I didnt make it, and I still got to do coke but had to wait until i was 15

no man can find it because of the stuff everywhere

Informative vid on YT

if nothing else, I'm stealing this as my new name for holier than thou bible thumpers that live closeted homosexual lives while disrespecting alternative lifestyles

pretty sure the second name I misnomer each year so I'm going to not embarrass myself again

.....Bro...I could swear I did this like 3 months ago, but I guess not🤷🏿‍♂️

In Florida, taking the important questions

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i got a chicken fried steak meal from KFC. my paths home have been sending me to the whack side of town

I went to get pho, but the pho place was closed. I knew I didnt want to cook and said fuck it and went to Portillos. Hadn't been here in a long time. It still sucks

I brought....candy

Eagles taking that L kept Dallas in contention. I hate the cowboys....but what do i have left this season

I'll imagine whoever it is prolly rides the bench, because basketball and huge tatties seems like a bad combo

roast

*Looks at score* Yep, i made the right choice *turns PS back on*

i just got up and dont even care. i forgot who's even kicking our ass this week but i remember i already chalked it up as an L

either or both...depends on the day

nah bro, you gonna have to find an African friend who can cook it. I know I'm probably the only one that can get away with this, but them uppity ass African negros open a business and think they are the ones that matter, not the customers. First time I tried it, I went to this place and stood at the counter looking at dishes I didn't know what they were...No one acknowledged my existence....So i say excuse me...heavens forbid i should ask and interrupt the lady behind the counter by asking wtf it is. before i turn this into half a page, the food was ok, but i would never go back. tried a spot in ATL, same experience but it was gross and overly spicy...and this was before my gastric woes. Later, I met this chick at a job and I got her to make me some. it was excellent...well, much better. Would eat again but not making any special trips to do it...also had goat and some kinda beans...forgot what she called it

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