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stilgar

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  1. Why would you get indigestion from fucking a man? Is it because of all the semen you swallow? Or do you eat an entire meat lovers pizza while he is plowing your still lifeless body?
  2. Does she know she is your girlfriend or are you just stalking her?
  3. So, this is a movie about you stalking and molesting grade schoolers on their way to school.
  4. eni, you can't have other people get a girl's number for you. You need to do it yourself.
  5. That is not what fuckboi means you retarded manatee.
  6. You know being a fuckboi isn't a good thing zeni, right?
  7. That's not "nerding out" you gelatinous blob.
  8. stilgar

    Luuv

    I already made that joke.
  9. stilgar

    Luuv

    So, how long winded will his obituary be?
  10. Well, I guess it is time for you to end it.
  11. If you say so.
  12. Gay.
  13. You are such a piece of shit sandstone.
  14. Ain't nothing purer than having your mom be your aunt and sister.
  15. Just because you are a midget doesn't mean you are a little boy zeni.
  16. Is this what your mom says to you every day?
  17. Noodling is when you fist a catfish.
  18. I'm not.
  19. When you catfish a catfish it should be called noodling.
  20. Oh stop that.
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