You don't have to say fuggs. we all know you aren't getting any younger and in your warped mind the best way to feel love is to trick a man into getting you pregnant. Jokes on you though, he wasn't dumb enough to fall for that again.
One time in D&D my friends party was up against a drow priestess who was casting a spell. So my friend, the mage, thought of an idea to distract her. He cast mage hand and gave her the shocker.