Sawdamizer

So there is no chance of you dying now? We made plans to come to your funeral and make some stops along the way...

Nothing gets passed you

I think I told this story before butt, fuck it... for 6 years in a row after high school me and a bunch of high school friends would rent a house in Ocean City Maryland, the first year we got this condo... and I got super drunk and threw my one buddy in to a wall and busted a hole behind a stock cheap wall art thing... wasn’t too big like the size of a bowling ball.... anyways.. I pulled some trim that night and the girl left her thong in the room and next morning while we were having breakfast beers I took the thong and put it in the hole in the wall, and we joked about someone finding it years later blah blah... the next year, we booked the same place and we got the exact same unit... as we were stunned of the odds of the same condo, we quickly checked if the hole was still there behind the fixed “art”... and yep... so that year we all made a point to add to the collection and girls were happy to oblige.. so we kept stacking undies in this wall from smashing the womenz..... until... the last year we went to book it and we discovered the place was demolished and they were building a new place.... If that vickies treasure trove was discovered during the demo... I’d like to think some dude had shades on... wind blown hair... nodded in approval

Book it

Book it

I thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em

‘89 Saab 9000 ’88 Jeep Cherokee ‘90 Jeep Cherokee ’96 Jetta VR6 ’99 Civic SI ‘01 Wrangler ‘02 Nissan 350z ‘85 Wrangler CJ5 ’08 Wrangler ’12 Subaru BRZ ’12 Mercedes ML350 ’14 BMW M3 ‘17 Subaru WRX ’19 Jeep Cherokee ’20 Wrangler Sahara im missing some I think... I get bored of shit... and this doesn’t include motorcycles

I’d like to boop that snoot pls

.......... when the time is right

...... you sir, are a fucking goof

Go explain that shit

Hmmm thought you were 4/9.... I think your software is all fucked up... time to go in to safe mode and reboot from a backup

Usually you just show up with condoms and a leather glove

You’re putting condoms on dudes dicks in porn

Pull up, bitchtits

I’ll be in AC in August. I’ll stop by and see you.

@Poof youre up

I thought of that too, like, all the iterations of search words to land a fish here. im sure there are at least 2 more