Sawdamizer

No take control of your own finances and don't engage in high interest loans, also known as overdraft fees.

Don't spend money you don't have

Pennies from heaven.

Should have saved the $100, I could have told you that homie.

That's pretty cheap tho.

Oh... umm.... idk about that. I enjoyed it when I would catch it playing on adult swim and I would watch the episodes on demand, I don't think I ever sat down and said, "man I wish I could watch me some Big O right now"

I enjoyed it.

Shanghai, but could change they said. Not entirely sure but my resume is active on a lot sites. I get weird job offers and I listen to them all just in case, you never know. Didn't you just buy a house a year or so ago? Up the family and make a move?

It's in line with, "if you find a wallet with $100 in it, what do you do?"

I don't do foreclosures. I do enjoy allowing minorities to over extend themselves and get comfortable before the man rips the carpet from underneath them after a couple years tho.

If they ask that question they are terrible interviewers and the company is trash.

Yea, that's why I said it's garbage

Lol, got a call at around 9am from someone in Virginia asking if I would be interested in an ESL (English as a second language) position in China. $3000 a month with a minimum contract of 12 months. Relocation assistance and weekly food stipends as well as days off and travel assistance. Now, I'm not looking but I never even thought this was a thing, especially because my degree is no where close to English. $3000 a month is garbage, and I'm too immature not to just teach them bad words the whole time. Also, id probably contract that black syphilis shit and my peepee would fall off. It was intriguing tho, and for a second I thought, "that could be like a free 12 month vacation" but then I remembered it's fucking China.

Courage the Cowardly Ed Edd and Eddy Samurai Jack Johnny Bravo Adult Swim

Hope you have a good day at work today.

I just don't know that you'll see this happen for NFL at least under Roger.

Last name initial.................... D Animal........................... Dingo Girls Name............... Diane Boy's Name................... Dick Color...................... Dark Blue (fuck off) Name of a movie ...... Dunkirk Something you wear..... Denim Drink.......................... Dos Equis Food........................ Dumplings Item in bathroom.......... Deodorant Place.................... Dubai Reason to be late..... Dope

I hear ya.

See? Good deal.

Oh did you do the express process?

I didn't get that extra money by not charging saps interest tho... see how this works?

Nah they aren't expensive they just take like 6 weeks to get... so when you need it because... of reasons.... you don't got it and it takes a bit... by then the trial is already underway.

Sure, 127% interest.... you good?

My advice to anyone is - Keep a valid passport at all times Keep $10k available in a safe at all times Keep a gun in safe at all times Never know when you need to get out in a flash.

I saw so many sloppy hookups at my 10 year.... and these schmucks were married, conveniently left their spouses at home.