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Sawdamizer

Sawdamizer
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  1. lol, when I wrestled in highschool..... holy shit.... sauna suit, tape the wrists and ankles so the sweat just builds up, pack the thermostat in the strength training room so the heat kicked in ultra high, run for 2 hours..... take sauna suit off in the shower and it was like niagra falls. All water weight of course and as soon as I finished my match I was eating everything in site.
  2. Don't you mean decaying still borns?
  3. Hope something bad happens to you.
  4. With a magnifying glass about 8 inches from your eye, if you get it just right you will feel a slight burning sensation.... that means its working.
  5. Don't forget the shovel, grass seed, lime and bleach.
  6. It was like ordering from an arbys drive thru.
  7. I have that disgusting moose knuckle mess somewhere, I think I buried it in like 100 layers of sub folders though.
  8. Shit... I need some Evangelion reviews.
  9. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM!!???!!!
  10. Masters in Tickle Monster Dianetics
  11. Please be on the lookout, we just want them home safe. Thank you for taking the time, we miss these heroes.
  12. When Pol Pot died in 1998, I was heart broken..... earth lost an angel and heaven gained a war monger.... Promised me the known world he did....
  13. First one - Band broke while running to catch a plane, fell over the banister in Philly and shattered the face Second - Was moving cases of paper to the storage unit for another division, you know being a nice guy and shit, and caught it on the metal door frame with considerable weight Third - Boating accident, drunk
  14. I broke 3 smart watches, the samsung gear ones... I am over it, I went back to my Tag and my Movado, at least I know I can get it replaced for no cost when I bang it in to shit.
  15. Sawdamizer

    Yo

    Yes
  16. I gotta admit, in my head I pictured it the other way around.
  17. Packard off his meds
  18. Pop quiz hotshot - You have to fuck one of them for a 24 hour nasty nasty session A) Trump B) Packard GO!
  19. I fuckin' knew it.... Poof is a fuckin' Russian operative.
  20. I can hear the children screaming through the picture begging to be let out of the hole in his living room.
  21. Or costs a lot of money.
  22. Does this look like the kind of hairdooooooo that would refer to women as chicks?
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