Sawdamizer

My advice to anyone is - Keep a valid passport at all times Keep $10k available in a safe at all times Keep a gun in safe at all times Never know when you need to get out in a flash.

I saw so many sloppy hookups at my 10 year.... and these schmucks were married, conveniently left their spouses at home.

Heard that

Bingo

Hey man I'm about to put the boat in the water for a spin... wanna come?

Tell them you are the President of your own company, TCB Enterprises, Inc

Sorceress got me... I just went down to the fair and picked up some ribs... now time to consume and get that itus.

I'll catch fishcenter today I think.

Friends kids when they come over.

Nah I know kids that say it's garbage and would rather watch my collections.

We used to have those in my pool growing up.

"No running shoes Huh? Good luck hun"

No shame at all... I dig it.

I could write a "how to be white book" but it probably won't be that long.

For breakfast?! Damn that sounds bangin

But... it's pot roast.... Anyways shit put me out. Then woke up with the sweats.

My leg and ribs have been fucked up so I've been bed ridden lately so my mom (We're kinda talkin again) came by my house with like a shit ton of groceries.... pounds of fruit and healthy shit as well as ensure and jello.... even brought be a giant pot roast dinner that gave me the itus (can I get the itus?)

I had animal crackers, yogurt and strawberries..... and finished the roll of sweettarts.

She's terrible.

Aww you're gonna love her

Megaman is more powerful than all.

Oh fuck that theme song... that's way too intense for 6am. I switch to the local news... at least I can doze back off for a bit hearing about how terrible people's nights were...

And now just before they switch to cartoon network from adult swim they play the star spangled banner.... which always gives me anxiety.

Her new album is going to be straight coochie poopin buck nasty shit

Yep... I had to be in my office by 7 so I knew I was pressing my luck.