Sawdamizer

You are going through the painful years of a franchise that will... Never ever be good

@1pooh4u Look at his fucking shoes!

What's that age bracket youre peeping at these days?

Yes, I have. I live right in the snack belt.

You are fucking Packard, I knew it.

That one finger in your ass from your uncle doesn't count

I changed my number to a PA number and I guess the person who had it last had it tied to some kind of temperature alarm (I'm imagining like a restaurant or bakery) and I get texts of when temp and humidity get too high or low in whatever location. Here's the thing tho, it's tied to an erriccson account, and I don't think they have existed in forever. Anyways... What else is on.

I don't think I've run in to an issue with money tho. Like, guns and everything are all around.

You're an unhappy person.

If only the death panels were real. It was the hope and change I wanted.

I keep reading the subject as Blowjob AL... And I'm just thinking... What a mouth.

Nah, what is it? I just experienced my first bout with the exploding rabbits

As Scoob mentioned... It's the preamble to Destroy Dick December... Which, if done right... Also causes suicide.

Anyone that doesn't appreciate this, is just full of shit. Vivalazeni

How is everyone holding up so far? Still master of your domain?

Yeah I feel like it was more than that... But I was drinking a lot too.

When you call people retarded, I get those giggle chills.

Jesus, FB messenger? I purge that shit.

Didn't you blow her up to her parents?

I wonder if she is dead

Nobody expects anything from you here or in IRL.

2015 called... You a bitch

Get fucked

Sigh