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For reasons unknown has been banned from the city of Spearfish, South Dakota

His ringtone is Shawn Michaels' Sexy Boy theme song

His ringtone is Tom from Tom and Jerry screaming in pain

Wears a rooster costume and crows every morning at 6 am on his fence much to the delight of his neighbors.

Is the reason why I had to leave my Taco Bell Burritos behind because he "accidentally" hit a cop with his brussel sprouts slingshot and needed me come bail him out of jail. Good thing there's Door Dash.

Got chased by a flock of Sussex Hens for stealing their eggs and throwing them at mimes

Owns the Val Kilmer Batman Nipple Suit. Usually wears it every Halloween.

Uh oh 👀

Maybe Netflix is doing you a favor

Works as a ice cream driver every summer, but instead of playing traditional ice cream truck music he plays 90s rock.

While I share a lot of the same opinions with Jim Cornette about modern wrestling...I have to be honest when it comes to "old school wrestling". Wrestling back then looked just as fake then as it does today. I find a lot of wrestling from the 70s and 80s very boring to watch. Cornette always makes the argument how fake wrestling looks today truth be told wrestling looked really fake back in the day if more fake.

While I don't condone it I give zero fucks if one of these social media pranksters get hands put on them.

April Fools Day is and has always has been stupid.

If my older relatives call it's nothing because they really don't know how to text but if relatives 60 and under calling I know it's probably bad news.

Has issued a warning to everyone should anyone attempt or pull an April Fools Day prank on her they'll be food for Bruno and Bobo

Clowns get an unfair bad rap

Once pistol whipped a Jehovah's Witness for ringing her doorbell and waking her up from a nap. Police declined to file charges.

Uses brussel sprouts as ammo for his slingshot

I keep getting approached by the butcher about him training me on how to be butcher. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Someone else wants that position and don't want it to seem like I went behind his back to take it when I was the one who was being approached about. But on the other hand this could mean more money for me and a new learning experience. I can add butcher experience to my resume. And plus this would probably improve my cooking skills on cutting meat properly. I have a lot to think about we'll see what happens. Also do women like a man who knows a lot about meat?

Is eager to meet the Easter Bunny because he just found a killer recipe for hasenpfeffer

Has learned how to makes holy carp sushi