Mode 7

I came home for my break, the heat is working and the water is running again. Good sign but it I'm still very much annoyed with everything that's been happening lately.

Learned martial arts from watching Hong Kong Phooey

Her ringtone is

Haven't had heat since Thursday and the heating and cooling guy just seems to ignore my calls. And winter just won't go away this week and this is why I hate spring. It just never warms up until late April and they turn the heat off way too early. And on top of all that I basically have no water. I flush the toilet and knew something was wrong so I look outside my window and yep a broken water main spewing water all over the street. Who knows how long fixing it will take so I guess I better douse my self in cologne before work.

Smurfed Smurfette

Gargamel is such a great name for a villian

Grouchy Smurf is his hero

Favorite comedian of all time is Jokey Smurf

Has a tattoo of Speed Buggy

Arbor Day is the only holiday he celebrates

Idolizes Hefty Smurf

Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette

Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning

Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork

Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well

Slyvester and Tweety > Tom and Jerry

Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"

Wants another KISS Disco album

Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon

Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers

Is too legit to quit

Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned

Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars