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Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Teaches synchronized swimming to otters
  2. Just put the other leftover baked potato in the oven and heat some chicken tenders to go with it
  3. Bought Ghostrek Spell Check For Dummies for his birthday
  4. Is a huge fan of Iron Maiden, the torture device not the band
  5. For the time being I will no longer be making homemade lemonade. Between the price of lemons, lemon juice and sugar I'm better off buying the 3 for 5 2 liters and not to mention said brand is my go-to for lemonade so it works out.
  6. Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom
  7. Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one
  8. Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him
  9. Got banned from the adult section in all book stores
  10. Is banned from the humor section of all book stores
  11. Is the real life inspiration for Dennis the Menace
  12. Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies
  13. Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's
  14. Puts recreational use only on his dating profile
  15. Puts used to be a Power Ranger on his dating profile
  16. Has taken one too many stage drives because he referred to whatever that lineup is as Lynyrd Skynyrd
  17. Is going to star in another foot smut movie. He's almost out of ramen money.
  18. According to Mr Hoonie will do anything for truffles... anything
  19. According to Mr Hoonie likes his belly rubbed before bed
  20. Should know that was meant for classic swim
  21. According to Mr Hoonie makes pig noises in bed
  22. By did he meant wrote and directed, he was the actual performer in said movie. Things people do for ramen money.
  23. According to some ex lady friends makes seal noises during sex
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