-Kudasai-

It takes her 7 days to make 7 minute frosting.

I hate this Christmas station they play every year. It's because of the music if anything the music itself is boring it's easy to tune out but it's these annoying celebrities that come on telling their boring uninteresting Christmas stories and sounding pretentious as fuck. Jimmy Fallon is the worst with at this with his nails on a chalkboard voice and punchable face.

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Filmed classic swim jumping off his garage in his chicken suit trying to fly south for the winter.

Made Mr Hoonie write a book report on Sponge's dinosaur fanfic as punishment for snitching to the RCMP about riding a barrel down Niagara Falls.

Signed up to take flute lessons from Ian Anderson.

Carries his lunch to work inside a A-Team lunchbox.

Convinced Ghostrek to enter the Royal Rumble next month.

Asked Santa Claus for a cattle prod for Christmas so she use it on folks who cut in front of her when goes to get ice cream from the ice cream truck.

The authorities confiscated his barrel and banned him from Niagara Falls after learning what he was planning to do. Mr. Hoonie snitched on him because he failed to pay him the cigarettes he promised for building the barrel.

My boredom has outshined the sun.

Speaks fluent aardvark.

Is hosting her own Christmas party with blackjack and hookers.

Is hosting a Christmas party but isn't planning on showing up.

Wants to go to Australia so he can meet Crash Bandicoot.

Favorite insult is calling someone a butt puppet.

Is currently writing a made for Tubi horror movie about a mutant deer that's terrorizing hunters and other unsuspecting victims.

always sneaks a pressure cooker and a air fryer into the movie theater.

Is having Mr. Hoonie build the barrel he intends to ride down Niagra Falls.

Convinced Ghostrek to compete in next year's championship bull riding competition.

I'm going get an early start on my spring cleaning in a effort to clean out the bad vibes that's been looming here lately.