-Kudasai-

Convinced Ghostrek to be Mr Hoonie's attorney who's currently facing burglary and first degree murder charges in Telluride, Colorado.

So they hired him back, if it goes left then that's on management.

Is currently facing over 25 felonious assault charges in 7 states for several assaults on mimes.

I'm getting ready to leave for work and someone starts ringing my doorbell and knocking on my door like a maniac, I open the door it's a salesman from WOW wanting to get me to switch back to them. I'd sooner go without Internet than ever switch back to WOW.

Christmas movies are not good movies in general.

Owns the clump of hair Bret Hart tore off Shawn Michaels head during their backstage fight in 1997.

Calls Mr Hoonie a swamp donkey whenever he gets mad at him.

Happy Birthmas

Makes Mr Hoonie pull him around town on a rickshaw.

Can play Schism on the accordion

My bed is calling my name.

Leftover beef stew

Goes to Hooters for the sole purpose of trying to convince them to carry Ric Flair's Woo Wings and Woo Energy drinks.

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

Also put Mr Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

Takes a bath in a wetsuit.

Burgers and fries, this time I remembered to take the buns out of the freezer.

Put Mr. Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

I posted this before and I'm going to post it again, I fucking hate it when I go to watch Looney Tunes and the first cartoon they want to show is a Bugs Bunny cartoon from 1995 🤦🏿‍♂️ If they insist on showing Looney Tunes cartoons from the 90s and 2000s can they not it make the very first cartoon to show.

Threw a water bucket at Mr. Hoonie because he forgot to take his pet barricuda out for a walk.

I was going to make burgers for lunch but then I realized that I forgot to take the buns out of the freezer 🤦🏿‍♂️