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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Does the DX suck it gesture at every driver he sees
  2. Always greets everyone at work saying this
  3. I know it's going to cost me an arm and a leg to buy the shit but who cares I want what I want. Going have breakfast for dinner tonight. Eggs, maple links, grits biscuits and tangy Sunny D.
  4. Kills vibe of the thread by asking too many questions
  5. Drank his bath water
  6. Takes selfies of himself on the toilet and uses them as his profile pics on his social media
  7. Because he loves Robocop so much, every time he plays chess and it's his opponet's turn he looks right at his competitor's face and says...
  8. successfully trained a chicken to fly
  9. Who knew vampires would be so picky
  10. Is banned by the city Shelton, Washington. He's been advised by his lawyer to not say why and was also advised to not speak about his ban from Spearfish, South Dakota
  11. Is writing a fanfic about the Adventures of Freakazoid in the Justice League
  12. Was confronted by other Jehovah Witnesses for the brutal pistol whipping of their friend the other day. They were soon confronted by Bruno and Bobo and the hostilities came to a sudden end.
  13. Soon after his last post his reign of terror as the infamous Nintendo Bandit bank robber came to an end in a small town near Edmonton. Alberta Canada.
  14. Instead of punching him I dropped him off in front Pat's house
  15. Got shot by TAO's brussel sprout slingshot for crowing outside his window at six in the morning
  16. For reasons unknown has been banned from the city of Spearfish, South Dakota
  17. His ringtone is Shawn Michaels' Sexy Boy theme song
  18. His ringtone is Tom from Tom and Jerry screaming in pain
  19. Wears a rooster costume and crows every morning at 6 am on his fence much to the delight of his neighbors.
  20. Is the reason why I had to leave my Taco Bell Burritos behind because he "accidentally" hit a cop with his brussel sprouts slingshot and needed me come bail him out of jail. Good thing there's Door Dash.
  21. Got chased by a flock of Sussex Hens for stealing their eggs and throwing them at mimes
  22. Owns the Val Kilmer Batman Nipple Suit. Usually wears it every Halloween.
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