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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Smurfed Smurfette
  2. Gargamel is such a great name for a villian
  3. Grouchy Smurf is his hero
  4. Favorite comedian of all time is Jokey Smurf
  5. Has a tattoo of Speed Buggy
  6. Arbor Day is the only holiday he celebrates
  7. Idolizes Hefty Smurf
  8. Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette
  9. Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning
  10. Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork
  11. Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well
  12. Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"
  13. Wants another KISS Disco album
  14. Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon
  15. Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers
  16. Is too legit to quit
  17. Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned
  18. Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
  19. Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
  20. Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
  21. Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
  22. Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
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