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-Kudasai-

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  1. Is a descendant of Shemp
  2. I'm still sick had some tea this morning and threw it right back up. I don't go back to work until Friday so hopefully I'll be better by then
  3. Just put a whole chicken in the crockpot
  4. Has mastered the chapman stick
  5. Used to be a practioner in psychic surgery
  6. Used to date Candyman
  7. Has a restraining order on Santa Claus
  8. Was also featured on Unsolved Mysteries in the "Mysteries of the Diabolical Mind" special
  9. Was also on a episode of Rescue 911, someone he knew got their head stuck in a toilet seat
  10. Has the America's Most Wanted 800 number on speed dial
  11. Was also featured on a episode of Unsolved Mysteries in a UFO segment
  12. So I guess something is going around because is calling in sick. Clearly I caught it but I never call off unless I know for certain that I'm getting laid that day.
  13. Won't pick up his toys off the floor
  14. Buys my bottled ocean water on daily basis
  15. Has a shrine dedicated to Figgs' hooha
  16. Breaking news shes just been banned from Manitoba
  17. Is a descendant of Col. Sanders
  18. It was a free ride but she already payed
  19. Builds furniture for dollhouses
  20. Has come to snuff the rooster
  21. Was born under a bad sign
  22. Disarms you with a smile
  23. Is the man in the box
  24. Is sitting on a park bench
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