-Kudasai-

I come home and there's a Amazon on my porch which is strange because I didn't order anything from Amazon and the package doesn't say which apartment number it is. And I don't recognize the name on it because in all the time I've lived here I only one person by name. And also this is third time Amazon has left someone else's package on my porch. I might have to rethink ordering shit from them in the future if things like this keep happening

Beef stew in the crockpot

Buys ferrets out of the back of a truck

His current ringtone

Is an expert at programming drum machines

Coughs on door knobs

Sells gasmasks near elevators

Always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech just in case

Once got a "present" from Jokey Smurf. Is still haunted by his laughter to this day

Has spent his entire life trying to learn the Kaplowey spell from the Smurfs

burgers and fries and rainbow sherbert for dessert

Was once Drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars...retired from football soon after

Knows how to throw an Arbor Day party

Teaches synchronized swimming to otters

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Just put the other leftover baked potato in the oven and heat some chicken tenders to go with it

Bought Ghostrek Spell Check For Dummies for his birthday

Is a huge fan of Iron Maiden, the torture device not the band

For the time being I will no longer be making homemade lemonade. Between the price of lemons, lemon juice and sugar I'm better off buying the 3 for 5 2 liters and not to mention said brand is my go-to for lemonade so it works out.

Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom

Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one