-Kudasai-

His favorite lunch

Before After

I'm sure this thread title will attract "guests"

This incident occurred during her visit to Lewis Chapel Mountain, Tennessee.

Always likes to brag

Didn't read the fine print on her bbq invitation where it said "guests eat what they bring" and ended up bringing paper plates, cups and plastic forks.

🍔 🍟

Dared Ghostrek to stick his tongue in a bug zapper.

An average day at Disco's house

Bacon, eggs and grits.

I get my schedule and the manager tells me I'm probably not going to like it. *Sees schedule* You're right I don't like it 😞

Posted this after losing last week's Pictionary game

Had a rare collection of Pokemon cards and decided to auction them off. Once all the potential buyers arrived he proceeded to set them on fire. When asked why he did it he said... "The sound of crying Pokemon fans is worth more to me than money"

Is the court appointed attorney for the man who hid inside a Best Buy for Pokemon cards.

I'm guessing the bots just came flooding in again.

Got some bad news from the Olive Garden waitress he was with when the condom broke. She's late with her period.

Claims this was accidental

Wanted to start a new religion

Is the self proclaimed King of the Mardi Gras.

Gonna make some fried chicken when I get home from work.

Posted this thread after he met Ric Flair.