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I find it hilarious that the only thing he disputed was his hairline.

The more he talks the more he tells on himself.

Nope...too easy so I'll just say ok

I'd say his whole digital footprint pretty much tells us all we need to know.

ok

I had such a relaxing day off yesterday and today was just the total opposite. Just a fucking mud show from the jump. I'm just going to eat and go to bed before I do something and say something that I'm going to regret.

Bullshit

Is collaborating with TAO to do a crossover with their John Stossel shows called John Stossel's Apostles with Colossial Fossils.

Go tell Dudeco

Sings this song to his pet walrus everyday

Owns a pet walrus which he keeps in a kiddie pool in his backyard.

Fried chicken and spinach because every time I watch Popeye I always crave spinach and fried chicken so here we go.

Just make sure to order something expensive.

You should start charging a babysitting fee. If you're going to be tormented you should at least get paid.

Is the executive producer of her own John Stossel Tubi series called The Possible Apostles of John Stossel.

Is the executive producer for the upcoming Netflix prehistoric drama starring John Stossel called John Stossel and the Colossal Fossils.

It takes her 7 days to make 7 minute frosting.

I hate this Christmas station they play every year. It's because of the music if anything the music itself is boring it's easy to tune out but it's these annoying celebrities that come on telling their boring uninteresting Christmas stories and sounding pretentious as fuck. Jimmy Fallon is the worst with at this with his nails on a chalkboard voice and punchable face.

🧢 🧢 🧢

Filmed classic swim jumping off his garage in his chicken suit trying to fly south for the winter.

Made Mr Hoonie write a book report on Sponge's dinosaur fanfic as punishment for snitching to the RCMP about riding a barrel down Niagara Falls.

Signed up to take flute lessons from Ian Anderson.