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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. You don't buy me lottery tickets anymore
  2. That I love you
  3. Always says "open sesame" in front of a automatic door
  4. I'm going back to eating chili with oyster crackers instead of Frito Scoops
  5. Went a farm and did the chicken dance with a flock of Bantam Chickens
  6. Went to a farm and fed bacon to a pig
  7. Tried to tickle an octopus, it didn't end well.
  8. Is related to Valerie from Josie and the Pussycats
  9. Plans on investing his life savings in said business
  10. Tired to insert an N64 cartridge in in the behind of a Olive Garden waiter
  11. Tried to put a Genesis cartridge in a SNES
  12. Has been crowing outside of Pat's house in rooster costume for more than three hours. Gotta respect the stamina.
  13. Does the DX suck it gesture at every driver he sees
  14. Always greets everyone at work saying this
  15. I know it's going to cost me an arm and a leg to buy the shit but who cares I want what I want. Going have breakfast for dinner tonight. Eggs, maple links, grits biscuits and tangy Sunny D.
  16. Kills vibe of the thread by asking too many questions
  17. Takes selfies of himself on the toilet and uses them as his profile pics on his social media
  18. Because he loves Robocop so much, every time he plays chess and it's his opponet's turn he looks right at his competitor's face and says...
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