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Tried to convince Ian Anderson to trade in his flute for a kazoo

Plans starting an online petition to make unicycle racing an Olympic sport

Always falls for the Charlie Brown football trick every single time.

Is starting an online petition to add Capture the Flag as an Olympic sport.

Kicked off his hockey team after trying to dribble the puck

Ordered a grilled chicken sub because I didn't feel like cooking

Bought a lifetime supply of Jim Ross' BBQ sauce

Has recently become addicted to chocolate blueberry cake

Was one of his distant relatives

Was the photographer responsible for this classic box cover

Is really Terence Trent D'arby

Scoob's current ringtone

I'd argue the whole goddamn internet just can't take a joke without getting butthurt hence it's one of the reasons why I'm not on any social media platform anywhere. I'm only hang out in this place and that's it I don't need to be anywhere else.

Wrote the "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" jingle for Chili's

Is the undisputed champion of underwater freeze tag

Is taking up Yodeling

Makes the world's best banana cream pizza

Owns several pet quails

Today I learned that Scott Adams has cancer

Cooks pork chops in a toaster oven

Pork chops, I got plenty of them

Maple and brown sugar oatmeal and lemon ginger tea