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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette
  2. Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning
  3. Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork
  4. Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well
  5. Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"
  6. Wants another KISS Disco album
  7. Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon
  8. Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers
  9. Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned
  10. Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
  11. Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
  12. Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
  13. Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
  14. Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
  15. Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
  16. Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
  17. People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
  18. Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
  19. Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
  20. Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
  21. I do what I want
  22. *Takes out earbuds* I'm sorry I wasn't listening did you say something?
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