-Kudasai-

Plays wrestling theme songs on the kazoo

2 NY steak strips and yellow rice

Uses sand to make a sandwich

Burgers and beer

Once killed a spider with a shotgun

I'll just say this and I'm going to out of there When these boot licks get their negro wake call I don't to hear a goddamn thing from them. Stay their buck broken asses over there. I refuse to be captain-save-a-coon they got me fucked up thinking that's going to happen.

Drag races in those motorized grocery carts

Looking California and feeling Minnesota

Is just here so she won't get fined

I swear if I were to start cooking these buck broken boot licks I guarantee I catch a ban

Voted for Skeletor for Governor

Voted for Cobra Commander in the last election

Another buck dancing butter biscuit begging ass buffoon

Was the last comedian to be heckled by TAO

Is banned from all comedy clubs for excessive heckling

Fuck it I'll play video games instead of watching anime tonight. I'll get back to anime on Wednesday night.

I love the Tubi app on my firestick I really do but they need to understand that not everyone cares about the Superbowl, I'm one of those people so I don't appreciate having my search and my history disabled because of the Stupid Bowl. Again Tubi you're awesome but this just isn't it fam

Body slammed Yokozuna

There's nothing really stoping you from streaming cartoons yourself on Saturday mornings or weekdays. You just gotta make the committed