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[classic swim]

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    Loved telling everyone in game chat to stop talking.
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    Was in a deleted Above The Influence PSA where his tongue rolled out onto the floor from the pot he was sold.
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    Is responsible for putting Girls Gone Wild on DirectTV.
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    Believe it or not, he went to Ripley’s.
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    Dropped a case of the bottled ocean water and hopscotched with the shit leaking everywhere.
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    Talks about giblets to get people to walk away from him.
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    Likes stopping by the gas station and hearing that one part of that AC/DC song that goes wahhehHEHHEHHHHAYYY,wahhehHEHHHEEHHHHHAYYY
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    Which reminds me - - I’m gonna need to borrow one of you guys’ blenders to test this experiment.
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    Born to be wild.
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    Knows how he could just kill a man.
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    He’s with the Sultans. Of Swing.
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    Is the 1% of everybody that wants to rule the world.
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    Has a heart of glass.
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    It needs to fill up the blender, goddamnit.
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    The Click remote has more advanced capabilities surrounding the universe opposed to the average time machine because Christopher Walken made it.
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    Phil Bell was mainly likable for likable sake. An extra gun to get along with near the end before he abruptly ran away. The game tricks you into thinking Ray’s less than Phil when it’s kind of the other way around.
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    Found Charleston White while driving and threw supermarket coleslaw at the back of his head to get him riled up.
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    Was about to leave to shoot a golfing comedy but the two super models in bed said “Seiiiiiigggggght we want more sexxxxxxxxxxxxx!”
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