[classic swim]

“Johnny! Don’t get too clever.” - Ray Boccino

Ray: Okay, I know about some diamonds...couple o’ millions worth. The ice’s being held by a guy named Gay Tony.

Gracie Ancelotti: ...WHAT is wrong with you? Man, you are ruining my buzz, Luis.

Ray: Ashley, uh... good kid. Y'know, man, that ice. In my day, it was coke and downers. That was it. I even missed the Ecstasy. That shit fucks people up.

... • 2008 Just a block from Drusilla’s in Little Italy/St. Mark’s would be Gay Tony’s place. Luis has had to deal with routine Ancelotti BS, along with worthless Evan. Doesn’t help that his boss can barely keep off the powder for one second.

... • 2008 Ashley’s fucking Ray Boccino. Johnny acts like it don’t bother him, although it very much does. No matter how polite Ray tried to be, Johnny just saw another Billy. Another slimy fuck trying to play him for a fiddle.

Ziti with Italian wrap and Sam Adams.

My browser doesn’t support Reddit so I can’t read their comments since Reddit found the video. But I imagine it’s a little funny.

Had to put down the horse known as My Creative Inner Child, as it was slowly dying.

Kicked over Mr. Hoonie’s plastic jar of circus peanuts.

Packie: Can't we call for backup or something? Niko: Are you suggesting that I'm a fucking cop? I thought that you would know better than that. Packie: No, you dumb European fuck, I meant my brother, Francis. It was a joke. Niko: Hell of a fucking time to be making jokes about your dead brother. Packie: You know, I'm still not that fond of the guy, even in death.

- Undertaker. • 2008 Albanians pissed with Gerald & Derrick’s shenanigans cause a shootout during Francis McReary’s funeral. Niko fights them off with Packie and escapes to the burial plot in Colony Island.

Niko: I'm sorry for your loss. Kate: I'm not. I'm sorry for Ma.

Kate: To be honest, I thought this would have happened earlier. Then again, I expect to get a call from the coroner about any one of my brothers every day.

Packie: There's one less cop on the streets of Liberty City. Niko: What do you mean, Packie? Packie: I mean that my cop brother Francis McReary is no longer with us. Niko: You and Gerry must be very upset. Packie: Hardly - couldn't stand the bastard myself.

Derrick: Shit, you did it. A bolt of lightning from outta the fuckin’ blue. I really got the feeling it was him or me back there. Niko: You don't know the half.

- Blood Brothers (cont...) • 2008 Niko kills Francis anyway. Turns out 20K wasn’t enough from a bent cop who’s only threatened and blackmailed Bellic this entire time, and maybe doesn’t deserve too much power. No. Instead, Niko made the call just to see Francis squirm one last time. - - - - Derrick McReary was no threat to Niko or Packie, and would destroy himself on his own.

Niko: I'm not so sure about it. Francis: What's going to make you sure? You want me to give you a raise? Niko: That might help. Francis: Alright then, call it a bonus. Make this happen.

- Blood Brothers. • 2008 The time has come to choose between the lives of an aspiring Police Commissioner (corrupt and nasty to the core, but pays well), and a crook who ratted on his friends in Ireland to support his heroin habit... One McReary brother hits the ground.

Francis: Get in position and put Derrick out of his misery. Shit, I better get ready to act surprised. Don't miss, Niko! You might hit me. Niko: I'll hit who I'm aiming at, don't worry.

Niko: Fuck you. Francis: No, fuck you, pal. I'm going to meet him in the courtyard park off Bismark in Lancet. Deal with him. Make him a tragedy, not a disaster. Do it, or I will put you away.