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[classic swim]

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  1. It’s not that autosaves can’t or shouldn’t be convenient. It’s that YOU CANNOT TRUST DEVELOPERS TO NOT SELL YOU A BROKEN PRODUCT. Your game is only ever going to freeze or crash, and it will only do this during a load/save state. So naturally... every goddamn one now has autosave built in as a mandatory function. Makes it even more idiotic when your poorly optimized piece of shit game is autosaving pure nothingness every 2 fucking seconds instead of being used when the fuck it should be used. Golly! How could it ever freeze during a save state!
  2. Stromboli and picked out a good cabernet but maybe vodka for later. Should’ve grabbed chicken.
  3. https://www.thewrap.com/primal-season-3-twist-genndy-tartakovsky-interview/ For the show itself? Doesn’t bring much confidence. Killing off the main character wasn’t a “mistake.” If this was a show meant to stay in production forever and ever, with Primal coffee mugs... then yes. But it was obvious from what you wrote before that shit ran its course a bit. For the undead sub genre? Sounds more diverse than “I’m a girl and you’re a guy and we have to survive this somehow.”
  4. Unpopular opinion but ghostrek’s nostrils would do the real heavy lifting in the sack. Feel the warmth and the wind of those little holes rather intimately.
  5. You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s. A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again.
  6. I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head. This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.
  7. He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair. It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald.
  8. “Windows 10 Support ends in 5 days.” I fucking use Windows 7 man stop playing. There’s no point to that shit. It’s like with Apple. Everyone’s anti-capitalist until you suggest that maybe the 5th or 8th iPhone is still a fucking cellphone that should continue working for people.
  9. Dusk Till Dawn Not much has changed since I first saw it. The heist plot was infinitely more interesting, and would’ve been at least a Top 20 film if it stuck to just that. It settles for being a vaguely memorable thing with vampires that’s more campy than scary. And Salma Hayek.
  10. ghostrek you should let Top Gun wiggle his bald head on top of your head
  11. Went to the 1995 Blockbuster dressed as Yoshi and went RAHHHHH and kicked the kid in the face. But he didn’t take the Yoshi’s Island copy. He purchased Milk Duds.
  12. Cheered up ghostrek by taking him over to Scoobdog’s house so Scoobdog could gently press his sweaty workout knees up against his facial hair.
  13. When Kudasai the Cable Man threatened to take away the Tubi, Tao put on his Indiana Jones hat and lasso’d the television set.
  14. That was a fine 7 and a half hours.
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