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It’s not that autosaves can’t or shouldn’t be convenient. It’s that YOU CANNOT TRUST DEVELOPERS TO NOT SELL YOU A BROKEN PRODUCT. Your game is only ever going to freeze or crash, and it will only do this during a load/save state. So naturally... every goddamn one now has autosave built in as a mandatory function. Makes it even more idiotic when your poorly optimized piece of shit game is autosaving pure nothingness every 2 fucking seconds instead of being used when the fuck it should be used. Golly! How could it ever freeze during a save state!
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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Primal Season 3 teaser, premieres in January
[classic swim] replied to viperxmns's topic in Toonami & [adult swim]
https://www.thewrap.com/primal-season-3-twist-genndy-tartakovsky-interview/ For the show itself? Doesn’t bring much confidence. Killing off the main character wasn’t a “mistake.” If this was a show meant to stay in production forever and ever, with Primal coffee mugs... then yes. But it was obvious from what you wrote before that shit ran its course a bit. For the undead sub genre? Sounds more diverse than “I’m a girl and you’re a guy and we have to survive this somehow.” -
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i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
Unpopular opinion but ghostrek’s nostrils would do the real heavy lifting in the sack. Feel the warmth and the wind of those little holes rather intimately. -
i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
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i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s. A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again. -
i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head. This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good. -
i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair. It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald. -
rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
[classic swim] replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
“Windows 10 Support ends in 5 days.” I fucking use Windows 7 man stop playing. There’s no point to that shit. It’s like with Apple. Everyone’s anti-capitalist until you suggest that maybe the 5th or 8th iPhone is still a fucking cellphone that should continue working for people. -
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What Horror Movie/Show Are You Watching Right Now?
[classic swim] replied to DragonSinger's topic in Horror
Dusk Till Dawn Not much has changed since I first saw it. The heist plot was infinitely more interesting, and would’ve been at least a Top 20 film if it stuck to just that. It settles for being a vaguely memorable thing with vampires that’s more campy than scary. And Salma Hayek. -
i hate when places put christmas shit early
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
ghostrek you should let Top Gun wiggle his bald head on top of your head -
Went to the 1995 Blockbuster dressed as Yoshi and went RAHHHHH and kicked the kid in the face. But he didn’t take the Yoshi’s Island copy. He purchased Milk Duds.
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Happy birthday!
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Cheered up ghostrek by taking him over to Scoobdog’s house so Scoobdog could gently press his sweaty workout knees up against his facial hair.
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When Kudasai the Cable Man threatened to take away the Tubi, Tao put on his Indiana Jones hat and lasso’d the television set.
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ITT we post pictures of professional wrestlers
[classic swim] replied to Noob's topic in General Discussion
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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