[classic swim]

They gotta tickle his bald ass head.

You should live in Ottawa, ghostrek.

Doing a rewatch and I think season one’s the best. Doesn’t feel like the show got as cruel and fucked after those first 20.

The next time my hair bugs the shit outta me, I’m just gonna not tempt fate even though it gets frustrating.

I could buy the perfect steak well below ten bucks over here (as of now). If I have one at the bar then there’s also me having 4-5 beers to even that tab out. It’s really the chicken that they always overprice to death.

Banks should be fully open all the time, basically. They’re banks. Don’t care how cruel it is for any of them to work a few hours on a Saturday when their job is to handle your money. Anyone else would be expected to work themselves to the bone all day every day.

Very rarely do I even need to say “yes, ma’am” or “thank you” out in public anymore. This decade’s all about taking core values you were taught in life and throwing that useless shit straight out the window. Sharing air with these fucking idiots on the road is already a dire inconvenience.

Manhunt - PS2

HBD

Keep trying out there, ghostrek. I believe in you and want you to do better.

IV - Xbox

We need to start working on your campaign so we can impress the bank teller lady and get her to sit on your face.

Everyone will vote for you when you pop a load in a bitch’s ass like this.

Do I still get to be your Vice President?