[classic swim]

Nichelle Nichols said he was in Alaska hunting polar bears.

Asks the aliens where they get the steel resources to build their UFOs and gadgets when their home planets are shallow deserts.

Happy birthday!!!

Remembers his first time with a prostitute where he was like “it’s actually time for you to stroke my penis. It’s actually time for you to do that.”

Sat next to Nicole Kidman for a screening of Madea Goes to Jail. He also found a promotional golden egg in the auditorium.

I haven’t had the means for modding in a long time. I’m also just uninterested with it when I know my system’s as stable as it will ever be. There’s at least one I’d want and I still wouldn’t take any chances for when it runs awful.

He got banned from the movies for yelling at the projector.

Has his own lists of episodes titled The Tao Episodes.

Refuses to eat anything without reading the nutrition facts.

Said “Thank you, Jerry Seinfeld!” to the Hardee’s/Carl’s Junior person who joked about how big his baconator is.

That’s a good idea, ghostrek. Say ghostrek, can we sniff and play with your Mr. Hoonies?

Ok Burger King we gotta make a new commercial. It’s been five fucking years of the same song. Bring out the costume, hire some Z list actors, do something.

Loved ones and eh relatives couldn’t make it to the US yet (or never did at all) so that made Skype’s crappy web cam seem cutting edge for a minute. It’s weird that and Xbox Live was feasible to me and not everyone putting surveillance cameras in their living rooms.