[classic swim]

Played dead and made me all sentimental before hitting me in the head with a mallet.

Does the woody woodpecker laugh to the dude at the oil change place.

Watches the circus bears every Oktoberfest.

The trees are gathering around him for a hug.

Brought up Hockey Chicken to the Salvation Army.

Taught kindergarten and refused to share his coke soda with the babies even though the babies held him in high regard.

Their GTA sketch is so dated I love it. They had a quip about celebs showing up for any PS2 title like those Tony Hawk games. “We had Mario and Donkey Kong... but now vidyagames KILLLLL!”

Brought the Judas chair into the local BBQ joint.

Fell asleep was transported into a 1940s short of Daffy & Porky the Pig.

February 19, 2005... Named after a dish from LA’s Kung Pao Bistro; Robot Chicken premieres in between Family Guy repeats as a sandwich block. [as] weighing in on MacFarlane & Green’s involvement as they await FG back from cancellation. Instant viewer success! There was also that time Standards disapproved a monkey defecating, and so [as] dedicated 1 premiere night to exactly that!

Was asked to leave Denny’s because he called Tammy a fricken choofus.

Goes super saiyan when ever someone bumps into him at his preferable establishment of choice.

Went into Dave & Buster’s just to tell the staff lady that the chip prices are the most disorienting bullshit.

Loved telling everyone in game chat to stop talking.

Was in a deleted Above The Influence PSA where his tongue rolled out onto the floor from the pot he was sold.

Is responsible for putting Girls Gone Wild on DirectTV.

Believe it or not, he went to Ripley’s.

Dropped a case of the bottled ocean water and hopscotched with the shit leaking everywhere.

Talks about giblets to get people to walk away from him.