[classic swim]

Roll some dice in an alleyway.

The other inmates will hold them down and dislocate their arms by stomping. Temporary solution.

“Could you imagine a world where employers and landlords are chased and beaten with 2x4s?”

Emulation is what’s going to save these games. I’d love to keep parading physical over digital but greedy people are ruining it for everyone. On top of the systems just being old. I’ll only be sad when my PS2 Phat dies after 25 years.

Mine’s just about done. The battery got real fucky the other day. I don’t wanna buy a replacement that’ll be twice of what I spent in the first place but I don’t know otherwise. Chinatown Wars is the only game that even requires the Select button (broken button) so profusely. VCS on the PS2 is also a stupid fortune.

“I’ve gotten emphysema from smoking for so long, and so I’m homebound whether I like it or not.” He can’t walk very far in his own home without an oxygen tank.

GTA 1 or Race’n’Chase I do like how easily free and accessible it is on desktop. Just too bad there’s no mobile component.

*Points frantically at parking lot crackhead who hasn’t showered in 3 years* HELP HELP! HE’S A RAPIST! HE’S AFTER AN 8 YEAR OLD, SOMEBODY HELP!

Happy Friday, ghostrek.

A McDonald’s burger could outlive a cockroach.

If I was 80 and Olympics was all I could watch then I’d just morphine myself to death.

Also lol cannot believe I missed this but then again big fucking wall. Scoob’s my friend. He’s someone I love greatly. I wince at this folder but you know I participate in all the others just fine because I don’t hyperventilate on this shit. Thanks for taking an inside joke seriously though. Well done.

Jeff Harris is going to be okay. He’s not in danger from me saying anything nasty. He’ll be alright.

Republicans understand ethnicity on a kindergarten level.

It’s your thread and that’s your boy. He’s still a bitch but you were loyal and passionate to share his stuff.

It doesn’t fully matter to me if people like me or not. If I’m an asshole I’ll just be blunt and say it. He doesn’t need his own thread and him wanting to be treated like a fucking messiah and guru of Japanese cartooning is just plain nasty to me on a level of self respect. He might pay to have threads like these made but he’s not a god. I appreciate you implying that my word could possibly matter because in his odd manboyish world only his word matters.

“Personal attacks” because his whole identity has been being a weird dick to random people on the internet over pointless things and maybe him and his gargantuan gut doesn’t need the ego boost.

Jeff Harris is 380-450 pounds and goes to all you can eat buffets.

Baked Ziti. Last night and today again.

Haven’t seen him in ten years. Damn.

Outside’s “rainy but still hot” kind of hot. The worst kind.

Pudgy douchebag who made his carbon footprint being a weird dick to people over Japanese cartoons, but oooh his extensive thoughts on more dumb bullshit that doesn’t matter.

Back in October he asked if we ever wake up with pen and duct tape to our forehead.