[classic swim]

A talking hillbilly grandma goldfish got mad at him underwater because he said she keeps responding to spam texts and that’s why someone texted her that she was sexy while the police were at the fish neighbors house.

His geometry teacher called him Ebenezer Scrooge for not donating to the food drive.

Is really Plok.

Puts food in each suitcase and snarks as TSA runs it through.

He angrily shoves and forces a bunch of clowns out of the way so he can see the inside of a clown car.

He bought a comically sized sandwich from Subway.

He’s Humpty Dumpty!

He got so mad waiting at the concession stand that he screamed like Goku at the back of some guy’s head.

He met Goldilocks and said “dude, you’re a fricken b-bbb-bbba-bitchhhhh!” and immediately snitched on her to the bears and the bears listened.

His gf poured hot water on him and he put on a pompadour and started singing and dancing.

Chester Cheetah isn’t his hero because he is Chester Cheetah.

I bought Chinatown Wars on mobile. Driving was better and more liberating on PSP, which is ridiculous because you’re supposed to be benefiting from having the touch screen.

Amped up needless police activity is not a good sign, and the newest generational wave is only adding to that stress. I can never buy toilet paper and food without the constant fear of being stopped for no reason by a would be civil servant. The rookies especially love that you’re poor.

The Berenstein Bears are his heroes.

Chuck E. Cheese was his hero.

Seiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhht, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

The Zohan is his hero.

He turns into the Cookie Monster when people get him agitated.

The year where they did remotely nothing at least captured in one promo how miserable “what are they gonna do next?” can overbite a gag that’s timidly fun in the first place. They always have that in mind if and when they try less.

He kicked through an invisible wall to smack the bitch out of a mime.