[classic swim]

Chicago’s supposed to be on top so I don’t know. When I went to Philly for [as] Fest I remember being so let down by their pie. Pretty sure it made me sick.

BBQ and Buffalo chicken pizza shouldn’t be illegal but that’s some real glutton shit.

I wanna at least show interest in improving. Everyone’s just their own person. Can’t change whatever your sense of humor is. Can’t pick away at anyone’s ear just cuz they might not have patience for you. Sincerity’s a good thing to have but sometimes shit just doesn’t work for other people.

*2 weeks.

Some of the greatest shit ever put to paper was made before the Atomic Bomb.

My deepest condolences, Gemini.

You stay strapped though.

Billy Bob boomers still wanting to suck his asshole to the fiery depths. “Still voting!”

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My outdated browser fortunately makes it less annoying for me except images still fucking sucks now.

HBDs

I’ve been racially profiled by the same noob cop and I have to wonder what the endgame is if I know the law, have gotten second opinions reaffirming that I know the law... I mean what the fuck is there to prove? Just wasting time?

Happy Memorial and happy 21st to ASMB.

It’s not tough getting over some of the macho pride shit you were taught as a kid. “Fair fights” for instance was something I thought existed or could exist when I was naive. It’s either a sucker punch or you get shot, those are your options. Dudes out there wanna sock you for even calling them a bitch jokingly and I just don’t wanna be in a world where I cry about shit like that and still want to be the super serious bullfighter.

Media in the ‘00s got off on the “America’s fat and you are fat and also capitalism” soapbox and now we just don’t really care anymore.