[classic swim]

Was delighted to have unjammed 360 tray with library card, only for the thing to get jammed all over again. Only *now* can I open it on the side, so that’s something. Just don’t want the shit to give out with LA Noire disc 2 or 3 in there.

Anyway good April Fools plot planning.

“Noop, too late, already homeless.” - Some animator in Burbank, probably

Tao’s daily morning routine.

ghostrek has it saved on his phone if you want to see it again!

My brain for some reason wanted me to remember the Eddie Murphy SNL sketch with Buckwheat getting shot.

Doesn’t want people to know he turns into Ned Flanders when he tells people to go fuck themselves.

“Ooh I’m so quirky and counterproductive. Just glossy over where I do as I’m told and waterboard a Turkic guy for the feds.” Option A was so satisfying this playthrough. Fucking Buzzfeed tier wuss shock value.

Installed an airbag into Tsar’s sofa and activated it while Tsar was sitting on the couch.

Tao at the yoga class his wife dragged him to: “This sucks d-ddd-ddddd-ddd-ddi-dick-dick-DICK-dick!”

Wings and whiskey.

“He mentioned this mysterious man” and it’s Mr. fuckin Hoonie.

If you walk up on a man putting groceries in his car and ask for his cart when it’s still full of paid belongings I’m just saying you’re bout to get your fucking shit rocked.

His best friend’s uncle’s dog ran out of the house and he said gawdamnitt! exactly in Seth Green’s voice at 8:43 in the evening.

Don’t take it from me because I’m a classless idiot, but maybe don’t have your big topical humor break be “Madea from the Madea movies NOT featured in the Epstein Files.” Wow. Yeah. Retarded pop culture thing that has nothing to do with babies being raped and eaten.

Got Kudasai a job as a male dancer over at the Cheetah Lounge.