[classic swim]

“Password? What’s a password? We don’t know what that is, even though YOU KNOW it, and you made one years ago for the purpose of using our shit. Go grab this verification code that lasts 2 minutes in your email, but hold onto your jets: another autistic fucking ID check!”

I’d have to move somewhere less of a shithole for it to be compatible just in concept. And even then, not really. Don’t want to be one of those guys that puts in the effort to go somewhere just to get stood up by a ‘match’ that never intended on going. Much more humility in taking a prostitute to Ramada Inn.

ghostrek you should glide your nose up and down the back of Pooh’s neck so @1pooh4u can turn around and go ahhuehuehuehue ghostrek that tickles!

Rule #3 for Raptorpat Ya can’t keep sayin’ A’HEWWW da big ass BITTTCHHHH Ya can’t keep sayin’ A’HYEWWWW ASS B-BB-BB-ITTTTCCHHHH

Yeah ghostrek, wiggle your head and face onto my chest and let me cuddle you while I tell you what an adorable little puppy you are

Chicken (bout fucking time) and cheeseburger with champagne.

In hindsight it would’ve been better for Saints Row 1 to have story mode DLC instead of Saints Row 2, but it was so early into that generation it couldn’t properly exist then. Saints Row 2 was the best for like a trillion reasons except their DLC don’t counter into that conversation at all since they suck.

- Natural Burn Killer. • 2009 "Uncle Kenny had trouble from some store owners who pay him protection. I had to make an example of one of their stores. Harsh? Maybe, but the store's bound to have regular insurance, so now the owner can clean up too. Who'd have thought it? I'm actually a public benefactor, when all along I thought I was just a hired thug." - Huang Lee

Kenny Lee: It's for the greater good that they realize bad things... like explosive fires accidental deaths and such like, happen to those without my protection.

Bar food!

...Then why doesn’t it have an actual release date by now? Lol.

When he wants to shoot his shot with a girl, he blares an airhorn directly at the back of a lady’s head and knows she’s the one if she laughs at it.

Convinced ghostrek that people have to slap bald heads as well as pinch them on St. Patrick’s Day.

Fired for dropping firecrackers into the work toilets.

A donkey was born without a tail, so he pinned a tail on a live donkey and it turned around and went “rheahyeyeahyea thank you Tao!”

He likes to dump a scoop of ice cream on top of a bald man’s head at a restaurant and then have someone eat it off.