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I love my mommy

You like what you see. I know you do.

This shit was all Quora actually.

My wife , mother-in-law & I recently vacationed in a quiet area near Siesta Beach. The ladies went out to the beach 1 day to do early morning yoga. When I got back to them, they had finished their exercising & were up by the dunes lying on a blanket, still wet from swimming. My wife said she saw me ogling some women on my walk. She stood up and grabbed me by my arm, telling her mom that we’ll be right back and marched me back to the little bungalow we rented for the week, which was just 2 short blocks away. She sat down on the living room couch, pulled my drawstring on my suit, dropping it to the floor as she took me over her knee and started spanking me. She tanned my heinie well and down my legs before letting me up, telling me to pull up my suit & took me back to the beach. As we left the house, I looked up to see a neighbor out on her balcony, who saw the whole thing looking down through our picture window from her higher vantage point. As I realized, I turned bright red. My wife asked why I was blushing. I told her about our neighbor and she said “good!” When we got back to the beach, my MIL asked what happened? My wife said, “I took home a naughty little boy, we had a good heart to heart discussion, and now I bring back a contrite little man!” My MIL smiled and asked what was wrong with the back of my legs. Mommy smiled and winked at me, which made me blush once more in shame! She told me to lie down next to her on my right side, facing away from her. She then told me to undo my drawstring. I said “no!” My wife then said “do as you are told, or do I have to take you over my knee again, right here on the beach for all to see?” I obeyed and untied my suit. My wife laid down on the other side of me and covered us up with another blanked as my MIL slid her hand down the back of my suit. “Wow, you’re really hot down there, you must have gotten quite the whipping!” MIL then turned to my wife saying, “you didn’t even wait for me!” She then slid my suit down, took some sun tan lotion in her hand and started massaging me, taking the heat away. Then she told me to turn the other way and put more lotion into her hand and started to massage my other side. Boy that felt good !!! Just before I lost control, my wife slid a finger inside of me and massaged my prostate until I exploded. She then stuck her hand in the sand and started to massage my man muscle, while my wife did the same to and in between my cheeks until it hurt at both ends. They told me to pull my suit up and go into the water to cool down and clean up. I did as I was told, both women took me out a bit farther (we could still touch the bottom) and had me take down my suit again as their 4 hands rubbed all the sand out of every nook and cranny.

I’ll have to ask mommy for permission to speak and for permission to let you in our adobe. My heinie is so sore from misbehaving!

She will lift my skirt or dress pull down my panties and spank me. She will then put a plug in my ass and make me wear it the rest of the evening ( which I love both )

My wife spanks me once a week ,over the knee, and very hard. She loves spanking me when she has her female friends there . She loves embarrasses me and everyone can see my bare bum being smacked.

When I was in my 20s, the girl I was dating at the time and I got into a bad fight. She decided rather than pummel me to unconsciousness, she could give me a good hard spanking on my bare bottom. She told me I had been really bad and either submit to a good spanking from her or break up. I chose to let her spank me. She said it would be really hard, really long, and she would stop until she knew I was truly sorry. She said this was going to be the hardest spanking I would get in my life. She told me to bare my bottom. I pulled my jeans down to the tops of my thighs. She had me drop my underwear too, which I did. Then she told me to stand in the corner with my hands behind my head and my bare bottom sticking out. When I did that, she went over to the door where I had hung up my jacket and pulled a small wooden hairbrush from the pocket. She then went over to her closet and grabbed her leather belt. She told me “get over here now! Over my knee!” She seemed really mad and I was starting to get a little scared, so I did as she asked. I came closer and she grabbed my hand and pulled me over her knee with my bare butt sticking straight up in the air!!! She grabbed the hairbrush and started spanking me. The smacks were really hard. It hurt really bad and I started to scream in pain. It continued for about 5 minutes and I was bawling my eyes out like a baby. I begged her to stop but she just kept going until my butt was good and scarlet red with a few dark bruises. I begged her to stop but she just kept beating my swollen bottom again and again. She then put the brush down. I wondered why she stopped, but then my one-second moment of curiosity turned to fear when I saw her grab the belt. I begged her “please!..please no!….PLEASE DONT BEAT MY BRUISED BUTT WITH THE BELT!!” she told me “YOURE NOT GETTING OFF MY KNEE TILL I KNOW YOUVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON!!” I was now paralyzed with fear. She then started beating my butt with the belt. The blows were really hard. My God it stung so bad. I cried out and tried begging her to stop but she just kept swinging that awful belt out of control. I cried out and bawled like a baby and tears were flowing out of my eyes like a waterfall. She spanked me for another ten minutes or so. It was so painful I started screaming and crying very loudly. yooowwww! Owww! Owww! Owwww! Owww! Owww! Ahhh!! Owwww! Please I’m sorry! Ahh-ha-ha-ha-Hhhaaa! P-PLEASE STOP! OWw!! OOHH!!! MY BUTT!!..OWWW!! IT HURTS SO BAD!….PLEASE!-PLEASE STOP!….PLEASE I’M SORRY! OWWW-WAAA! PLEASE!! I’LL BE GOOD I PROMISE! ..PLEASE NO MORE! I tried covering my butt to block the blows from that damn belt but she asked me “should we start over?..DO YOU WANT ME TO DOUBLE IT?!!” I whimpered “NOOO!” I moved my hands away and lowered my elbows so my forearms were both touching the floor. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! About 7 minutes into it and my fight was gone. I was so drained of energy all I could do was lie there and cry. She continued swinging that damn belt into my ass for another ten minutes. The belting finally ended. But I didn’t move my hands off the floor. I was too scared she would use the belt on me again but twice as long. She told me to get off her lap. She asked me “do you think you need more time over my knee?” I begged “NO PLEASE! PLEASE MA’AM STOP! I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON!” She then dropped my pants and underwear down to my ankles and told me to step out of them and stand in the corner with my hands on my head. I ran there as fast as I could. I couldn’t get in the corner of that room fast enough. She then pulled a wooden chair into the center of the room and told me to bend over it. After one more 3 minutes bent over the back of the chair and getting my butt whipped hard with the belt, she asked me if I was ever planning on talking to her like that again. I bawled out “NOOOO-HO!..NO MA’AM! IM SORRY FOR TALKING TO YOU THE WAY I DID! I’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!” I then was told to get up. I begged her “PLEASE MA’AM!!..CAN I RUB MY BOTTOM..PLEASE!!” she grabbed both ends of the belt, snapped them in her hands loudly and told me “NO YOU MAY NOT!!!” She gave me 3 more swats with the belt on my sore behind and told me to get dressed. I then struggled as I tried to pull my pants and underwear up. My butt hurt so bad I could hardly get them back on. I then walked out of her house to go home. I never raised my voice at her ever again.

Well he still has to sniff and play with Benji’s toasty tots.

I still wanna see him get down in the trenches. With his nose. I visualize it every day.

She’s retaining all the fluid in her face like a watermelon.

ghostrek if her pussy smelled like mustard and spam would you still throw down?

Was friends with the kid who sang “I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie” on the Walmart intercom.

Holy fucking ass this is dogshittily animated, Birdgirl of The Hill.

Is the Tickle Me Elmo doll that cusses.

ghostrek you really gotta run to Buddy’s house or his work and pull down his underwear and sniff n play with his stuff and sing the fonnie monnies song that goes (Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doot; Fonnie Monnies!)

I was irritated briefly thinking it was a fucking 3rd Icarus act, as if anyone on earth ever told Icarus he should make different accounts when I’m the only singularity that hates him. It was giving Icarus because he primarily posted his vague nothing rhetoric in CE and then occasionally mingled in General threads like he was a normal human being and not a neurotic robot.

Saw the Boondocks episode where Ruckus said wadeoutmonkeyshit.com and immediately typed the url in his computer after the episode aired.

He’s the Teletubbies doll that cusses.

Going incognito mode, there’s this... singular massive clickbait wave of Jimmy Kimmel videos where EVERY CELEBRITY EVER walks off of Jimmy Kimmel when that never once happens on cocksucking Jimmy Kimmel show. And it hogs up ALL OF THE RECOMMENDATIONS.

Tells everyone at Long John Silver’s he’s gonna give away all the cheeseburgers hot dogs and corndogs and Guster barges in wearing a paper hat and says “going to have to ask that you do NOOT give away all the cheeseburgers, hot dogs and corn dogs.”