[classic swim]

That’s a trophy. That’s a laughing face. And that’s a heart. Now tell me what this resembles.

The administration got TSA to dump the shoes-off policy out of the blue and no one told me?

The tiger doesn’t really appear in the show, unless I just have shit memory. For that matter, Dino used to be able to talk.

Sound off in the comments if you think that’s cool.

Happy birthday. Wait for Chet.

A’HYUCK H’YUCK GET THE DAMN DRUGGIES AND PROSTITUTES AWAY FROM DUNKIN’ DONUTS

A’HYUCK H’YUCK I’m sick of the panhandlers and the whores takin’ the business away from Bed Bath & Beyond!

He asked Guster if we could all go to adults-only Chuck E. Cheese and she was like “No, Seight! We will noot (NOOT!) go to adults-only Chuck E. Cheese!”

Stop taking heroin and PCP and this won’t be an issue.

Eric Adams’ crusty boney hide pressed up in the air while Chris Cuomo 2 inch non lubed lil stubby tries to erupt inside his butt before brother Andy emerges.

Angrily reviews every Grog comic.

IGN dropped 9 minutes of gameplay for Mafia’s new Sicily adventure. Wasn’t going to talk shit until I saw the grenade kill at 7:20.

Tried to get Kudasai Donkey to stop destroying the furniture at Flea Market Montgomery while Kudasai Donkey went rheayheeeayhheeaheaaaah!

What did the piss say to Nate? You’re-a-Nate

There was remotely zero point in linking Chinatown Wars on mobile to Social Club when the website will not link anywhere of your stats or progress or anything. The cloud save was a complete fucking lie. My R* account’s so old, I still have the orange CJ avatar. I don’t think those avatars are even meant to be still available or not. All of my V/Online captures for 360 have been wiped out on the service presumably because they only support the newest console now. In-game screen grabs.

Wasn’t pushed out, kicked out, batted out nor scooted out.