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[classic swim]

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  1. @GunStarHero please laugh passionately at his head.
  2. 1.) Tenpenny 1.5) Smoke + Ryder 2.) Sonny 3.) Diaz 4.) Jimmy Peg 5.) Lance 6.) Faustin 7.) Rascalov 8.) Catalina last two useless.
  3. That sissy line from The Warriors has been referenced so much, 99% wouldn’t even register the source. But that’s the only footprint it has. You’re basically Leonard Maltin if you like or even know what the movie truly is.
  4. Happening to Spotify as well. https://www.the-independent.com/tech/spotify-age-checks-verification-b2798937.html I’m not 100% with whatever’s going on with Wikipedia. Only that if you’re some crumpet eating asshole, it’s currently(?) restricted in United Kingdom. Just remember that this was “all about porn.”
  5. It’s starting. https://www.androidauthority.com/youtube-age-checks-3582141/
  6. Workplace toilet paper that’s designed to be uncomfortable, and toilet paper with the “lotion” or lotion scent added to it. We wipe our asses and wash our asses and have hygienic asses without needing to put that exhausting shit on bath tissue that’s designed to just wipe the shit off our asses.
  7. Got his friend to honk the horn at Sparky the Fire Dog and Sparky looked at him like this.
  8. Made me remember we’re robbed of more Pepsi Blue.
  9. The only time I’ve seen Packard even attempt to appear neutral twice on Jeffrey and Donald fucking kids together: “Epstein’s a moron.” It’s like a bigot calling Hitler a stupid doodoo head. His words on the subject don’t mean anything. He only grasps the severity of sex trafficking when it’s to protect his stepdad.
  10. Wishes penguins couldn’t feel pain so she could use a penguin for a basketball.
  11. In contempt of court for shouting out “We still have history! DUCKTALLLLLLESSSS!”
  12. He doesn’t know what his UEMB nickname is but he calls himself Papa Bear.
  13. Ask ChatGPT if ghostie sniffs your tater tots.
  14. Hey ghostrek do you beat up the wossi wossi wossis?
  15. ghostrek I’m afraid you have to go catch a whiff of the hoydey hoydeys.
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