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[classic swim]

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    Got mad at fast food places because there’s never ham on his hamburgers.
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    Pizza could somehow become sentient and say “fuck Trump” and billions of Billy Bobs everywhere would pretend only the balkans ever ate fucking pizza.
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    Tao has kept his secret identity as Peter Griffin private to everyone except Doom.
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    Hooks up an airhorn to a ring camera near a long staircase to record it sounding off so he can watch random people tumble down the stairs.
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    Filled a fish bowl with Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers.
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    I beat this motherfucker at Liar’s Dice and had to bring him in alive lol.
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    McDonald’s lady: Excuse me, sir! Would you like to round up to the Ronald McDonald house? Tao: Suck my d-ddd-dddd-dd-ddd-DICK, bitch!
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    Called Tao an ass fuck anonymously and then wiggled his juicy bald head and face all over Tao’s info.
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    Offered to trim all the hairs off his butt and paste them on ghostrek’s face so ghostrek could look like Abe Lincoln.
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    He & Kudasai ran a survey to see who’s the Prince of briskets and honey buns.
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    Was there when Scoob was at his desk and ghostrek wiggled his bald head and face all over Scoob’s clientele information.
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    Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi.
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    Got a mountain goat to attack ghostrek in the Cascades.
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    He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.
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    Requests Papa John’s to remove that one slice so the pizza already looks like Pac-Man when it arrives.
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    Tao also allows Scoob to dance on top of his kitchen countertops.
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    ghostrek you should tackle Benji to the ground and forcibly play with his poppy tonn’s.
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    Dexter’s burrito. He’s a block on the ground he don’t need that shit.
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