Icarus27k

Mike is a funnier host than Joel.

Also Michelangelo is the best ninja turtle.

I hate that new show everyone likes.

It's unfair that "haberdasher" means such a specific thing because I want to use it more often. Sometimes I intentionally misuse it just so I can say it.

I talked to this guy over one of his social media accounts. He's okay. He did have a big argument with his roommate and will be moving out. But he's okay and fine with it.

This one is weird. I joined a chat stream of a guy using a VR avatar. He and I greeted each other, and the mood seemed pleasant. We had a few additional exchanges about games. Then his avatar reaches for his invisible headset. There's a few seconds of silence, which is uproariously broken by a female voice screaming in anger. She says something like, "My mother made that! My mother made that by hand! My mother made that by hand. I'm going to come in here and break something of yours when YOU'RE at work." And then the stream ends. I don't know if this is a gag or what, but I kind of want to return to his account when he next streams and make sure he's okay.

A few minutes after this part, the guy on the left talks again with the Icelandic guy and confuses Iceland and Greenland. He asks something, "wait, you're from Greenland, right?" The Icelandic guy then does a very comedic facepalm.

.... I'm jealous they were having a good time and I wasn't.

That's how I spent an hour of my Saturday night. It was only like the second time I've ever used that app. There were lots of fun moments. Like when one user from Iceland tried to explain to two others a brief history of his country while they politely listened but couldn't hide their eyes glazing over. "Because of overpopulation in Norway, they needed new land. So they steal a couple of women from Ireland and Scotland, go to Iceland...."

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I get the image of you parents and siblings celebrating their birthdays and being like, "no, @The_annoying_one just doesn't get to have any".

HiFi Rush, which came out at the start of the year, is my favorite game of the year.

What did the lizardmen have pecs? It was confusing to gay boys.

This is now a thread where I post ridiculous YouTube examples.