Neko

Lysol.

I rather have them salted with a little black pepper. YAS boo boo!

I live in NC. Medical stuff isn't coming for a good long time.

Qwerty

I'll have enough to compress into a sizable diamond.

Where my grilz at?

Gerst.

Chicken is my most consumed followed by beef. The tastiest meat I've prepared was lamb. I'm a bit of an adventurous eater...slow to get there.

I gave him a dollar on popcorns.

I'm not comfortable in my place till I'm naked temp. That's how I know it's just right. Just a little bit on the cooler side.

Acorns are ok. I have a bottle of zombie apocalypse vodka I keep in the trunk of my car at all times.

That's cool, but I'm going to make funny noises and smile and laugh to myself. I'll ask you a weird off the wall question.

As long as you don't smack. I'm all good.

I rode him in my Pontiac sunfire.

Lol. I talk to him on my Motorola tracfone.

I liek hawt secks!

No. There's a possibility of cheesecake though.

The story of my life.

Thanks automaton!!! Hits the spot!

Clearly you should take the cat. You might have to part ways but why not enjoy her company while you still can. As far as your hangups...better to have had the time we'll spent then none at all. Also if the owner sees that you like her or she gets depressed, he might return her.

I probably could fix it for you by now with all the issues I had with mine.

Water snob. I like my water filtered. Not just filtered but garbled in the mouths of musically talented people. Down the butt Crack of naked oiled up men, filtered through hundred million dollars worth of diamonds and through a billionaires wallet. Then put some sugar and fruit mix in it, I'm good.

That's all cool but the last I heard it didn't produce much energy at all...maybe if it was modified for short journeys because it would take a very long time to travel elsewhere.

8) I promise to eat very little on the first date but clean you out on the next. Will provide awkward attempts of comedy followed by equally awkward periods of silence. I will kiss but on the cheek...forgot my chapstick and all. I'll compliment you on your shoes and periodically say I'm sorry in weird intervals. Ill constantly adjust my clothes and try to hid my belly but will get up so you can see my booty. I'll scratch something unsavory just when you look up. I'll smile and will guarantee you that I'll have something stuck there... All in all I'll pay half the bill then look at ya and part ways cause I don't have sex being all celibate and all and don't want to till I get married.

Frustrated fat woman with a penchant of childish something or another who can take very good selfies. I need a drink and two sleeping pills. And a date.