Walter Von Moo Moo

You want a wrong answer? Let me help you with that. Jeffery Epstein died because of global climate change.

You sure got that one correct!

Or just start breeding their own chickens

Texas has a lot of untapped oil and gas. It can be the first independent state in a long time that accepts things other than the petro dollar.

It's not danceable

Sarcasm, you clown

Right here, officer. Ain't she a beauty?

I don't golf. If I want to golf, I'll buy practice clubs and take lessons. That's how to become Tiger Woods, if need be.

So, red states need something they could use for money.

You can get paid for that in NJ.

And who is getting brown nosed?