NewBluntsworth

Her former owner comes by sometimes and always remarks how she seems to be thriving now as the only cat. Loves all the attention from being the star of the house, just look at her soaking it up.

There's a lot of people there who are just jokes of human beings, but he might be at the front of that clown car. It's the twitch streaming vidya game crapthat really puts him over the top, for me.

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My cat likes being an only cat. She is always looking out the window at the prowling neighborhood cats though.

It'll catch up to you when you're 89

They send you an Apple Store link to a gba emulator

Seems very appropriate.

Now onto supper of white rice and sweet chili cauliflower nuggies

Getting merry as hell on Impossible sliders and honey biscuits

I skipped work this morning because temps still hadn't gotten out of the negatives since Thursday. Sorry, but I don't do that.

It felt like a winter wind god

Words on a screen

-10° with a wind chill of -35, my street was calm but I turned the corner and there was this constant blast of wind that was the coldest thing I've ever felt. I could feel my face hairs freezing and I turned around and it was still too cold hitting my back, so I went home.

*downs an Urban Artifact* I'm going out in the frozen snow and cold to explore.

This my pal Bluntston

Well now the govt is telling people to stay home tomorrow so I'm not even going to bother calling in to work. Slightly amazed this was even a discussion a couple days ago though, like I know some places are used to snow and forecasts can change but it said what it said and the plan was still to make people assume they'd have to come to work because busy season and Christmas and that garbage, smh.

They're calling for a blizzard warning, which apparently is more about the wind than snow. Supposedly only a few inches of snow, but combined with strong winds makes visibility shit. And yeah, the high for tomorrow is about zero degrees. I will be at home watching out the window.

I get that I'm from TN and this is going to be my first "real" winter, but they're honestly fucking crazy if they think I'm coming in to work at 3am later this week during a fucking snow storm. Absolutely the fuck not. I said directly, if it looks shitty when I wake up I'd be staying home. And the weather forecast has only gotten increasingly shittier since then. "Well we're busy with it being so close to Christmas, they're not going to close over some snow" that's fine, I don't care what anyone else wants to do. I'm going to be at home that morning, you will not be seeing me. Mark it as an unexcused absence and issue me a demerit or whatever elementary school ass penalty you need to do, I'm not making the fucking drive in the middle of a night with that much snow up my asshole.

I have some bad news. It takes approximately exactly the length of what would have been your regular non-covid lifespan. I'm sure you'll need some time to process this unfortunate outcome. Our thoughts are with you. Get well soon.

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Been playing San Andreas

Oh shit, "daily oral language." Man this is coming back to me. "Before behind below, beneath beside between....Beyond, but, by" "Doooowwwwwn.....during" No idea wtf is up with that sentence diagram thing though.

I think I had to do this too "Aboard about above, across after against... Along, around, at." Somehow I still remember some strings of them from the memorization jingle we recited like, every day one year.

Choking on the dust of time

I bought a slim PS2 yesterday because the fatboy we have has issues playing certain games.