The_annoying_one

“The cheeseburger included meat, cheese, and bun.” Hooooly shiiiiit. My mind is BLOWN.

I haven’t just been in the zone. I AM the zone.

I feel like I should be doing something, but I don’t know what it is. Also, I don’t actually feel like doing a damn thing. This would be quite the conundrum if I actually cared.

NEVAR

Almost 40 years old and people still call me “little buddy”… *sigh*

You mean this isn’t IB? Where the hell am I?!?!?!

All I have is some Dum-Dums for the could-be-but-probably-won’t-be trick-or-treaters. I’ll pass.

Meh….

All of y’all. Or none of ya. I’ll let you decide.

In The Void…. Yeah, I don’t know.

A sincere thank you to whoever passed this nagging cough/sore throat/pukey feeling/stuffy nose off on me. I really appreciate it.

Just got Far Cry 6 the other day. Haven’t played it too much yet, though

Can’t or won’t?

I won’t not post where I do not do want to post where I don’t not want to do.

Okay. I take it back.

Your cats look like a couple of pussies. lol c wut I did thar? EDIT: beefy fingers + small screen=can’t fuckin’ spell.

K

Merry Birthmas Poofy

*doesn’t post here*

My mom passed away suddenly last Wednesday after a lengthy illness. Her funeral was today. I don’t feel good.....

Because I don't have much money or a social life (that second one's by choice, by the way). Then, the motherfucker proceeded to tell me that these "problems" can be "easily fixed", without offering any real solutions. This conversation happened about 4 days ago and I'm still pissed about it.

Does anybody really know anybody?

The 24-hour Nickelback Channel

In Soviet Russia, poncho fucks you!

Cats are assholes. Maybe get a dog instead.