The_annoying_one

I would really love to be at a lake right now, with nothing but the sound of the waves. I haven’t done that in a really long time.

I’ve never had a great track record when it comes to disciplining kids, since I don’t have any of my own, so I really don’t know what to say. Sorry.

I agree 100% with everything you’re saying. But in reality, looking for smart people on Facebook is like…..some dumb analogy that I can’t even think of because I’m on Facebook way too much myself.

Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, mac & cheese, fries and a biscuit.

YOU DON’T HAVE MY SUMMONING POWERS, PAT

All I’ve had to eat today is a small handful of Cheetos and I’m not sure why. Should probably do something about that soon though.

He breezed past me outta nowhere. I ain’t mad, though. You deserve it, Kudasai.

Random 1:42am selfie, because why not?

Such a perfect album.

Finally tried chicken biryani and chicken samosas. I went medium on the biryani and it still almost blew my head off. The samosas were good, though.

I’ve never had good news piss me off before. This feels weird.

Just spent 3 hours in my doctors office just to hear “Everything looks great. See you in a year.” I’m glad for the good report, but this could’ve been done over the phone, you absolute prick.

The “Gunsmoke” theme because I am currently in a waiting room watching “Gunsmoke”. Yeah, I won’t be posting a video this time.

I’ve had major sleep problems for about the last 20 years myself. I usually don’t fall asleep until at least 4am. It’s now 4:30am here, and it feels like this’ll be my second sleepless night in 3 days. I won’t even be able to take a nap tomorrow because I have a doctors appointment in the afternoon. I don’t mean to complain, though. As far as fixing my circadian rhythm, I am at a complete loss.

Why don’t you summon me the ability to go to bed? But first….a snack.