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The_annoying_one

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    Accidentally invented turducken.
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    Brings his own pizza to Pizza Hut.
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    Wears 15 pairs of socks at a time.
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    Played the king in those creepy Burger King commercials.
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    Spaghetti.
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    Kisses computer screen every time one of his posts gets a reaction.
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    I feel like I need to eat something but the very thought of food makes me nauseous. This sucks.
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    Licks all of the napkins at Olive Garden before putting them back.
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    I would’ve replied to this sooner but I….I’m terrified again…..
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    Knowing that I probably have a pretty busy weekend ahead is a hell of a time to randomly start puking.
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    Once borrowed a pair of pants from Matthew McConaughey just to take a shit in them.
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    Slapped Gene Simmons.
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    Eric Clapton shot the sheriff and Doom Metal Alchemist shot the deputy. A duet was in the works until their respective record labels squashed it.
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    Knows exactly what “Bawitdaba” means.
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    Dresses up as Zangief every Halloween.
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    Listens to lullabies in bed every night.
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    Thinks Olive Garden is authentic Italian food.
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    Goes to restaurants just for the appetizers before going home and making a baloney sandwich.
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    Contrary to his username, knows absolutely nothing about alchemy.
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    Apathy is sometimes the greatest feeling in the world.
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    Filmed [classic swim] having sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden.
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    Church’s chicken & mashed potatoes. I made some corn too. Ordering food for 6 different people sure is expensive.
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