The first page had me laughing up a storm, and by the third page I was laughing to the point of fucking tears. I love ya'll.
As for the Christmas lights, I knew a guy who had them up in his garage, but it was more of a hangout than a garage anyway. But I think it's odd decor for a bedroom. I think it's more odd that the lady seems to have a picture of herself posted on the wall (assuming that it IS actually herself).