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Greeny

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  1. You probably had a life. I have no such hindrances.
  2. I'll never do 3rd again. Unless the pay is ridiculous.
  3. because I never know if they're talking about my penis or my attitude.
  4. Yeah, but I'm more or less used to it. I'd rather work at 2 pm than 7 or 8 am. I applied for a job that was 9 - 5:30 pm but i didn't get it. That would have been ideal.
  5. Who needs a damn hour to eat lunch? Or dinner in this case?
  6. Can't have guns. Can barely own knives.
  7. Anyone ever get the urge to go motorboating?
  8. I'm a dog smoking a blunt. You can't even get that right.
  9. It's because I'm white, isn't it?
  10. I don't even own a bed.
  11. I haven't slept in 15 years and I'm doing fine.
  12. Want your ass beat?
  13. Exactly what a homo would say.
  14. You're gay.
  15. Can it cook?
  16. You'd need John Wick for an impossible task like that.
  17. They already forgot all about it. They're fish.
  18. No. I'm just not gay.
  19. Everything is free at Dollar General. None of the employees give a shit and you can just walk out with whatever you want. Or so I hear.
  20. I'll meet you there.
  21. I could suck a dick down the street for 100.
  22. I'm not driving all the way out there for chump change.
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