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Greeny

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  1. I'd have been ok with 1993 Meg Ryan stalking me too.
  2. I like the ones with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. All of them. Also Billy Crystal. When Harry Met Sally and Forget Paris.
  3. I'm having my sex change operation.
  4. My grandma has a great ass. And don't even get me started on that rack.
  5. That's because they're not entitled cunts.
  6. I don't know any women who can afford to take the day off from work. I wonder if some of the women who can let their nannies and maids take the day off.
  7. He'll shoot himself before he manages to shoot any of us.
  8. So photoshop my face onto a jacked body? I can manage that.
  9. You should start using my computer.
  10. I cannot be friends with coworkers. I've tried. We don't even work together and I can't be friends with you.
  11. This has gone too far. It was all a joke. Feel free to post yours though.
  12. You are.
  13. It'll be the most fun I'll ever have getting beat then.
  14. We aren't talking about me.
  15. We all do. Don't lie.
  16. People poop and shower on the same day?
  17. You don't want the competition.
  18. Welp, I'm sold.
  19. He's the best.
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