Greeny

but I did anyway.

I found GTA V for the PS4 on amazon for 36 dollars so I bought it.

I went for a run and I guess I didn't stretch well enough. I pulled a muscle or something.

I take it she's 18 now?

This coming from someone who had only finished two other Zelda games before playing it. (Both 2D. Link's Awakening and The Minish Cap.)

so you guys are going to have to deal with my bullshit for the next 48 hours. Sorry, not sorry.

I thought you were talking about my penis for a second there.

Might buy a refurbed Wii U for it, then sell both to get most of my money back.

He told me to. I know you don't bite the dick.

You're right. No matter how much I practice I can't git gud.

He said I didn't bite hard enough.

My grandma says different.

If you actually quit as often as you say you do no one would hire you in the first place.

I wanna go down on that pizza.

Paying me to kill you is the best way.

Idk. Weaboos?

It was the other way around. Throughout the entire game you know you're basically playing his dream but then he realizes they actually exist in a different world. Or some weird shit like that. The story kind of goes off the deep end late game but the battle system actually gets better and better as the game goes on.

Falsetto was my favorite. Viola was a close second.

Amy Jo Johnson isn't wearing tiny pink shorts in it so no.

It's a surprise.

But I want to bitch and moan about things that don't exist, like the wage gap and the rape culture in the U.S.

I'd have been ok with 1993 Meg Ryan stalking me too.

I like the ones with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. All of them. Also Billy Crystal. When Harry Met Sally and Forget Paris.

I'm having my sex change operation.

My grandma has a great ass. And don't even get me started on that rack.