Le Guignon

You're the only one that got their name abbreviated. Third tier husbando.

We don't judge incest here. We're all a happy and *very* loving family.

Someone board marry me.

I had to Google who that was. My only take away was that he did some sort of song I slightly remember from Toy Story.

Kill me.

See, that's kinda what I was thinking. Her at times misguided SPEW efforts made me feel like she'd def be terfy. Their wizarding powers and potions would open up a lot of possiblities for transitioning, you would think. It would be awesome to just wave a wand and be able to change genders externally.

I'm aware. It's all anyone is talking about right now along with Trump's address.

They told us to drop everything and leave. Also sounds like they're deploying the national guard here.

Omg. I love it. You're fucking rad.

I just googled it and there was also a news article from fucking yesterday about more TERFy shit too. Wow. Fuck her. https://www.advocate.com/media/2020/5/30/jk-rowling-misgenders-woman-references-terfs-accidental-tweet

Fuck, is she? I had no idea and don't follow any JK Rowling or HP stuff. I've just heard bits and pieces about her being problematic and alienating her fans.

I hate whatever this is.

I watched Douglas, the stand up special by Hannah Gadsby (currently on Netflix) and she has a bit about HP and the houses. She said Gryffindor was the straight white cis-males of houses and Hermione was probably a TERF. It was actually pretty amusing. But it made me start thinking about it. I'm not really a HP fan (I might even mildly dislike it at this point) but I've read the books and seen the movies. I could definitely imagine Hermione as a TERF but also potentially as a transfeminist/intersectional feminist. What do you think?

He's a giant cat.

Aw. I missed it. I've always just imagined a cartoon raptor getting head pats from a disembodied hand.

There's been a major steak shortage in markets here and the prices of all beef products are up by a few dollars. I don't eat beef or meat aside from fish once every few months so I'm like whatevs. Get Taco Bell, dude.

Happy Birthday! Make sure to sign up for your AARP benefits!

Walking can def get you in shape. Keep at it! I walk about 10-13 miles a day and burn around 2800 to 3000 calories a day at work walking around and doing other stuff.

You don't meet the height requirement.

Adults shouldn't wear t-shirts with cartoon graphics in public or as anything other than sleep shirts. It just looks bad.

My own claw hand/dirty mirror selfie. It's the hottest new trend.

My fridge is a dinosaur, man. It's like cemented in place probably by years of grime from previous tenants.

I already used some needle nose pliers to unfurl a metal coat hanger in order to remove them. I just haven't gotten around to actually doing it yet since I've had appointments all day and other stuff to do.

I feel like if I try and manage to move it I'm going to end up on the local news after crushing myself to death by tipping it over and having my cats consume my decomposing corpse.