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It's bigger on the inside.

I used to do that, but now I see my jowls plumping up from dead cow in the mirror behind the bar and it gives me the fortitude to pass on the beer.

I always go to bars to get food if it's too late for a restaurant, as I don't like fast food outside of Subway and the Market Fresh sandwiches from Arby's.

Bar burgers are the best burgers.

Just find a way to turn fisting into a source of renewable energy.

The first Doctor to not know how reverse the spin on her sonic screwdriver? Yes, the jokes are going to be like that, folks.

It was inevitable that America's own political climate be referenced in some way in this first new episode of the Trump era, but I wish it could have been done in a less ham-fisted manner. Oh well, stupidity is the new common denominator.

I hope SwimBuddha is still alive.

https://adland.tv/commercials/cartoon-network-adult-swim-hockey-chicken-2004-030-usa

I don't remember participating in that. I remember Hockey Chicken though. Holy fuck the world went to shit.

Let me just reach for my orange safety answer...

You're out of the uniform, and it's not that easy to get a promotion anymore.

Why would cops hate Chinese people?

Google Maps always underestimates the detour lengths around the n-word.

So fucking her is going to be like putting homemade slime in a ceramic pet. Awesome. I'll watch Django to prepare.

You know that's never stopped cops from judging my people before.

Fuggs I need your advice. There's this black girl who works next to me and I think she likes me but I don't know how to fuck her without it seeming racist. And I don't think my favored hiking path of doing doggy while pointing a chick in the direction of TiVo'd Hannity is going to help matters.

Of course. You're a cop, and they're always racist against my people.

I'm pretty sure there exists a montage of Peter Daou doing this for Mother.

I knew it.

Fuggs said I was missed here. Really I think she's just craving some new vanilla-flavored D. Discuss.

What the fuck.

The bullshit hoops I have to jump through in order to post it on Amazon aren't worth it, so I figure I'd try here. https://www.evga.com/products/product.aspx?pn=01G-P3-1302-LR It's good for any sort of media and with regard to gaming it works with the graphical settings toggled to the low end. It was purchased for around the price listed on the website but I'd be willing to take $10 + shipping for it. It's better than it sitting on the shelf. It's only been used a couple weeks before the owner decided it wasn't needed anymore, so it's nearly new. The original box isn't present but it has both standard and low profile brackets included. The installation disc is gone but it wouldn't run properly for the original owner so they just went to the Nvidia website to download the appropriate drivers. If need be I would be happy to assist anyone in that process. If you want it or you think anyone you know might make use of it please drop me a line.

In the time it takes me to finish this survey I could have just watched all the black movies.

Trans-cendant Porn. Eh? Eh?