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the default background just burned a hole so deep into my retina i don't think ill ever recover

this is all just great, really good work all around, made my morning tbh

knew it i could listen to him all day long, sounds like butter that's been wrapped in a warm blanket

the therapist voice, wasn't he also in home movies or something? i swear i know that voice from somewhere

use this

not as extreme as what i just did but pretty close, 12 hours or so and crazy dreams after under sleeping for a week

thick

dont think there's anything wrong with a thread title about returning to see old friends?

see that's when you go back to sleep thinking about the dream to recall it, and continue the journey! you coulda gone somewhere cool, like canada

cool, lets get to punching

like this?

n i c e burnetts is usually what i go for, but i think it's just cause I've been drinking it for years can't stand the flavored varieties though

you ever try just water with a lemon/lime wedge? fucking fantastic if you can get the balance right, which isnt hard really it works even with the cheapest of cheap vodka

I USE ONLY 100% COCOA FOR ALL MY BODY CLEANING NEEDS IT KEEPS ME HYDRATED AND FEELING F R E S H

vodka. vodka floats my boat at least it does when it's cold out

not if you always eat them in one bite

make it vodka and im in

Just dropped my mic on the floor from my desk, and woke my neighbor up.The apartment i live in is an old as shit quadplex (4 apartments), like we're talking 1930's. The floor is sloped and my bed is uneven, held up somewhat by books. The walls are as thin as paper though. My downstairs neighbor can hear EVERYTHING i do and i can hear a lot of what he does and my next door neighbor as well. I mean we can hear each other sneeze tbh. I think I'm going insane trying not to be quiet. only reason i took the place is cause the rent is dirt cheap $375 (plus electric and wifi, landlord pays water), and it's close to my current jobs.

oh man but it would totally work. He could rip off the sleeves of his suit and bang that gavel so goddamn hard it cracks the chamber

add crunches and maybe jogging on the treadmill to that and MAAAYYYYYYBE some light leg press, maybe. Nothing more than that, he's not tryina get too JACKED

56709!!!!!!!

thinkin bout all the shit i need to do today but it's too early to get up

Steelers finally showing their playoff form. Super hyped. Definitely not a perfect game, missed tackles and such on D, but they showed heart and came back with sacks and picks. But damn big ben is slingin like a motherfucker too. The question now is can we stay healthy. If the answer is yes, then i do believe we'll be super bow champs.

back to drawing board? i say you build a catapult, and launch them into space