close, but not quite.
It WOULD be a tie except for one thing...
You see, in my scenario it goes like this
Boehner likes his wine, alot, and he gets all turned up on the bag of wine, so the wine beats him (technically) , but then Boehner gets all mischievous
and decides to take my dad's car out for a spin even though I TOLD him not to!!
Boehner crashes the car, and thus beats my dad's car, if only for a moment, but my dad has insurance, so then i think the car would win, right?