Gemini

That sounds like a lot of fun. InsaneFox: Yeah, that would suck.

This is the second week of this darn heat wave here in Houston. I'm already over summer, which is saying something because Is usually love summer. Not this year! I'm already longing for autumn. Oh, and this heat wave finally ends this coming week, where the temperature is supposed to drop to...ninety-five degrees. Not enough of a decline, if you ask me. You'd think I'd be used to it being hot and humid here by now. lol

If I could, I'd use a Vibranium shield to protect you from Thor's hammer. ("Phrasing!" lol)

Hot?

You share?

It's a cereal. I'm super serial.

Me trying to stay awake until after AEW: Rampage.

Is there anything you can do while you're waiting? Because that's a long time to wait, man.

"I am not a number! I am a free man!"

Ooh! I hope it's at Dollar General. (It probably isn't, but I'm gonna look next time I'm there.)

What brand was it? I looooooooooooooooooooooove cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off one's fingertips yet will stain all the things.

I hate to hear that. I'm sorry.

Allergy headaches suck ass. Can I just roll my eyes into my head and "shut down" for the day, please? I want a do-over.

You're an actress? That's actually really cool!

Yep. It exists. I yell "get off my TV" at DJ Khaled whenever the commercials he's in promoting it are on. (I don't like the guy.)

If I used my nickname (the one that's short for my real name, not the one y'all call me on here), it becomes "Wealthy Pirate in the Dark Ages" instead. That's better, but did pirates actually exist in the Dark Ages?

I've been meaning to ask one of y'all if you had tried the Cool Ranch Doritos Papadilla from Papa John's. I want to try one, but I hate seeing DJ Khaled on my TV. (He's in the commercials for it saying that he came up with it.)

Yes, i did, actually. Come on, scoob. I know I can act rather obtuse sometimes, but "his magic wand" is just too obvious.

Must be in the ThunderDome. Oh, well.

As long as he's not a Slytherin. lol (Also, I hope you have a sister, ghostrek.)

It has to do with [adult swim] as a programming block/channel.

If I can remember them. (I only did one chorus and part of the bridge.) Don't go breaking my fart. I couldn't if I tried. Oh, God! I think my butthole exploded! I think it came from behind. Woo hoo! Nobody knows it! I did not make a sound. Are your pants brown? Woo hoo! Nobody knows it! I am not proud. What's that brown cloud? Ooooh oh. I gave you my fart! Don't go breaking my fart. I won't go breaking your fart. That's all I've got so far.

In my case, I just feel like I’ve been out of it for the past few hours. Because earlier, while I was at the grocery store, I had made up vulgar lyrics to the tune of “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” by Elton John.

Why do I feel like my brain can’t think good tonight?